Forks for pies

[BUTTERBALL]

Somebody needs filling in for this thread.

 

[Wilka]

This is really starting to CHEESE me off now..... It seams like the club are doing burger all to sort this problem out

 

[Theatre of Trees]

He's not going to ROLL over on this issue.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Come on guys, this thread is a bit half-baked. Lets just cake it easy.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Perhaps you need to GRILL the caterers more thoroughly about the forks.

 

[Seagull Harry]

I noticed that the Watford caterers had plenty of forks for pies.
Why can't we do the same ?

 

[Lokki 7]

I noticed that the Watford caterers had plenty of forks for pies.
Why can't we do the same ?

 

[Seagull Harry]

That's a bit rude.
Didn't your mum teach you any manners ?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

That's a bit rude.
Didn't your mum teach you any manners ?

Manners, like eating a pie using your hands and not a fork?

People in greenhouses......

 

[Seagull Harry]

Manners, like eating a pie using your hands and not a fork?

People in greenhouses......

That's why I need a fork !!
Imbecile !!

 

[Redhead]

Theres no need for name calling your the one who needs a tool to operate a pie correctly.

 

[Seagull Harry]

Theres no need for name calling your the one who needs a tool to operate a pie correctly.

I am sure that your mouth is so large that you can swallow it whole but I am a little more refined than that.

 

[Lokki 7]

I am sure that your mouth is so large that you can swallow it whole but I am a little more refined than that.

Doesn't sound like it given your recent insults.

 

[Redhead]

While my oral orrafice is of novelty proportions i've never felt the need or desire to swallow a Withdean pie whole. Why don't you take your own fork to games? that way you wouldn't have to call people names or insult my big mouth.

 

[Seagull Harry]

While my oral orrafice is of novelty proportions i've never felt the need or desire to swallow a Withdean pie whole. Why don't you take your own fork to games? that way you wouldn't have to call people names or insult my big mouth.

I pay enough for the pies themselves already. A disposable fork should be available or I will be paying for the depreciation on my own fork as well as the extortionate pie price.

 

[Lokki 7]

I will be paying for the depreciation on my own fork as well as the extortionate pie price.

Here's an idea, why don't you use your own fork and then make a claim against the club for depreciation? You might be able to make a claim for emotional distress as well. Have you considered legal advice?

 

[Trigger]

Is there a POLL on this issue where we can vote for FORKS FOR PIES?...

This is an outrage!

 

[Lokki 7]

Maybe we should make this thread a sticky? Mods!
How about a leaflet campaign and a march on the club offices? Maybe we could write a piece for the Argus, I'm sure local media will pick this issue up if we bring it to their attention.

 

[brighton rock]

you will need one away at southampton there pies are the hottest i have ever tryed

 

[Trigger]

Maybe we should make this thread a sticky? Mods!
How about a leaflet campaign and a march on the club offices? Maybe we could write a piece for the Argus, I'm sure local media will pick this issue up if we bring it to their attention.

Excellent idea Lokki.