Forks for pies

[shaolinpunk]

any more of that, and i'll have to take you into custardy

 

[Easy 10]

I think this boils down to an issue of crust.
I will also complain to the board of directors. A two-pronged attack is the best way forward.

 

[Seagull Harry]

I am surprised by how lightly people seem to view this issue.
How can you expect the club to move forward and make the correct big decisions when they obviously cannot sort the smallest problems out ?
I am quite offended that a matter close to many people's hearts has been taken as a joke.

 

[shaolinpunk]

don't worry, i'll speak to my sauces at the club and tell you what they say

 

[Lokki 7]

I am surprised by how lightly people seem to view this issue.
How can you expect the club to move forward and make the correct big decisions when they obviously cannot sort the smallest problems out ?
I am quite offended that a matter close to many people's hearts has been taken as a joke.

He's right. Snack out of it you doughnuts!

 

[Redhead]

Sorry, but to me its a trifle-ing issue

 

[Seagull Harry]

I am off to watch the Watford game soon and you can be sure that they will have forks.
Is it not a Health and Safety issue ? I burn my fingers whenever I have to eat a pie without a fork.
Even clubs like Dover have forks available and so i don't see why we don't.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Do you know that for a fact? We will wait on a knifes edge for you to report back.....

 

[GUNTER]

This guy needs filling in - the club can't offer piefection in this respect, he should not bake any more complaints.

 

[shaolinpunk]

if watford don't have forks, will it knock the stuffing out of you?

 

[Seagull Harry]

I am sure I am not the only person that has had this problem and yet a number of you seem to be taking this matter in a less than serious manner.
Please, if you cannot be constructive, kindly refrain from replying to this thread.

 

[shaolinpunk]

i guess it would cost peanuts to solve this problem

 

[Seagull Harry]

i guess it would cost peanuts to solve this problem

Well quite obviously not.
I am sure any fork manafacturer whether they be wooden, plastic or any other material would require payment in English pounds rather than peanuts.
But I admit it wouldn't cost too much and would make countless supporters alot happier so why can't they sort this issue out ?

 

[shaolinpunk]

i wonder if the albion will rice to the challenge

 

[Grendel]

It cod cause problems if they don't.

 

[Wilka]

This thread is really starting to fry my patience

 

[Lady Bracknell]

It'll have had its chips in a minute.

 

[shaolinpunk]

i hope he doesnt get himself in a pickle about this thread

(incidentally, nearly 30 of my 34 posts have been in this topic... )

 

[Publius Ovidius]

eggsactly, I cant believe the coverage this issue is getting.

If I seggest you bring your own spoon, would I be stirring it too much

 

[The Oldman]

Can I be clear? Are we talking about "Forks" as in Forkhandles or "Forks" as in Fourcandles