Forget Man U. Why are Chrystal Palarse such scum?

[SK1NT]

Discuss?

 

[bhaexpress]

You mean you need to ask ??

 

[Robot Chicken]

They're from CROYDON. End of.

 

[Caveman]

They were just born that way. Try not to point and laugh.

 

[NMH]

They smell, they are ugly, their mothers dress them badly.

They really are SCUM

 

[bhaexpress]

They're inbred, they're imbecilels, they're illegitimate, they're not even wannabe cockneys or wannabe chavs.

Incidentally there's no 'H' in Crystal, it only occurs when your are a girl called Chrystal (although I have a relative called Krystal).

 

[SK1NT]

the rich ones live in one of these beauties

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Incidentally there's no 'H' in Crystal, it only occurs when your are a girl called Chrystal (although I have a relative called Krystal).

Really?

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

They're just wankers.


Phalarse = s

 

[Strike]

Because Croy*** and the surrounding area, smells.

 

[smudge]

Two mistakes on that muppetts scarf.
1. Obviously the spelling mistake.
2. Pride of London? You're 'avin' a bubble me old china! Palace pikeys are from Surrey; close, but no cigar.

I don't ask myself why they are scum, as that is quite obvious once you've been to that tip in North Surrey.

I ask myself; why do I waste so much energy hating the pikey twats?

 

[NMH]

Something about them seems kinda unwashed. It's like they don't have any grooming whatsoever. You look at any scumbag palace supporter, and you see uncombed hair with no shine, a tatty old shirt that was washed with other colours so has no brightness to it, their skin is grey and spotty and their clothes don't fit them.

If you looked at England as a body, Brighton would be sleek shapely calfs, London the head and brain, Manchester and Newcastle the arms, Leeds and Liverpool the shoulders.
Croydon would be the dirty anus, with the surroundings such as Streatham and Selhurst being the hemmerhoids.

My WORD but they are just DISGUSTING.

:thud:

 

[bhaexpress]

Really?

Yes I thought I'd share that.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Discuss?

Are you desperate for attention?

 

[Croydonbloke]

If Croydon stinks sooooo much then why bother dragging yourselfs up here to watch Brighton be humilated v the mighty palace surely that`s a double wammy for you.

 

[bhaexpress]

If Croydon stinks sooooo much then why bother dragging yourselfs up here to watch Brighton be humilated v the mighty palace surely that`s a double wammy for you.

We go to Croydon to remind oursleves of how lucky we are that we don't live there.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

They are geographically our closest team.

It all stems back to the 70's and in particular an FA Cup replay at Stamford Bridge where it all kicked off. I believe the referee (Ron Challis) made Horton re-take a perfectly good penalty which he then missed.

Plus there were plenty of dodgy decisions. Mullers also gave Palace fans the 'V' sign.

Thats where it started.

 

[Croydonbloke]

We go to Croydon to remind oursleves of how lucky we are that we don't live there.

Like we go to Brighton to see that we`re better off going to Dungeness

 

[Croydonbloke]

Mullers also gave Palace fans the 'V' sign.

Thats where it started.

Useless twat.

 

[bhaexpress]

Some would say that this 'friendship' started a few years earlier when Palarse dropped into the then Division Three (now League 1) and played the first game of the new season at the Goldstone where Malcom Allision's much favoured team (by him anyway) lost to an Ian Mellor goal.

As most Palace fans who can remember that far back Allison made a habit of saying things that make Simon Jordon look almost reasonable.