For the first time in my life...

[Bwian]

You should be thankful that you've never been pissed on by a skunk.

The smell takes weeks to get rid of.

Tomato Juice works well.....bit of a bastard for the other shoppers in Loblaws though as you wait in line at the checkout with your cartload of TJ

 

[Bwian]

Apparently, it's true. They only have a one-way gullet and cannot burp. Quality.

A few drain cleaning crystals (Drano or similar) hidden inside some bread is supposed to work very well too....

 

[Yorkie]

* starts dialling the RSPB

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

I had one shitehawk nick my cod once,f***ing bastard.