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Fish retires



Robot Chicken

Seriously?
Jul 5, 2003
13,154
Chicken World
When the Seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think some Fish will be thrown into the water
 




chips and gravy

New member
Jan 5, 2004
2,100
worthing
For a minute I thought you meant the former front man from Marillion...
 


bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
Tom Hark said:
MYOB already used 'sole' :salute:

:lol:

Oh dear, better get my SKATES on and do a quick CONGER. I did hear that Mark is quite a lover and is often called Mark Pork SWORD FISH. Next week he's going to holiday at the MORAY Firth.
 


Commander

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Apr 28, 2004
13,377
London
Glad to hear he's been knocked off his perch.
 








bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
I did hear say that he's adopting a Scandanavian nationality and will be playing for the FINns. The other alternative is for him to go into the church and become a MONKFISH.
 










Bwian

Kiss my (_!_)
Jul 14, 2003
15,898
I heard that he'd hurt his WINKLE in training...
 






RexCathedra

Aurea Mediocritas
Jan 14, 2005
3,508
Vacationland
I had a seafood pun, but it was so awful that my wife, upon reading it, insisted I mullet over before posting it to the board....
 






Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Now his playing career is over will he be angling for a job in management?
 




bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
I'm amazed that Fish didn't come here, what with us being by the sea.
 










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