Fish retires

[Shropshire Seagull]

bet he's gutted now .....

 

[Cian]

thats gotta be sole destroying...

 

[Beach Hut]

I bet he'll be short of a few squid now he has retired.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Guess he won't get much octaPUSSY around him now

 

[bhaexpress]

Judging by the SCALE of his injury his career is FINished. He's been given a leaving form but he couldn't FILLET in. A sad TAIL though as he was offered a coaching position with the GILLS but he prefers to move into music and become a piano TUNA.

 

[Northstander]

 

[Tazman]

CRAYzy! we had a lucky escallop!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

was it a muscle problem?

 

[Bakesy]

Apparently he hurt his "barbels" doing the" Conga"

 

[bhaexpress]

Well he was slow and would move across the pitch in a CRABlike way. He was shy and it took a lot to get him out of his SHELL but the was a CLAWS in his contract that allowed him not to play when he wasn't very WELK.

He did have an affair with an American actress called Miss Berry, I think her first name was HALI BOT they never really got it together ane even though he was HOOKED he knew it was the end of the LINE although she had REELed him in. I was a large WEIGHT on him but in the end he LEDGER off.

 

[Albion Dan]

The SCALES were certainly not tipped in his favour!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Maybe he could still get a game for the Gills

 

[bhaexpress]

Maybe he could still get a game for the Gills

Hah ! Already done that one !

He's getting the ferry from FISHguard to Ireland where he's going to be in a festival in Cork, he's appearing on a FLOAT although his NET return makes him a poor CATCH. He waits with BAITed breathe to TRAWL up some money but he's been ripped off by some SHARK who refuses to SHOALder the blame.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Hah ! Already done that one !

He's getting the ferry from FISHguard to Ireland where he's going to be in a festival in Cork, he's appearing on a FLOAT although his NET return makes him a poor CATCH. He waits with BAITed breathe to TRAWL up some money but he's been ripped off by some SHARK who refuses to SHOALder the blame.

Can't compete with that lot - you win

 

[Race]

enough now, i've got a splitting haddock

 

[bhaexpress]

You're so sole destroying. I did hear that his favourite porn film is 'Deep Trout'.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You're so sole destroying. I did hear that his favourite porn film is 'Deep Trout'.

MYOB already used 'sole'

 

[Yorkie]

His knee problem was down to torn mussels

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

He shouldn't be so shellfish

 

[Windmill]

This thread is a load of old scallops.