Spunk Bubble
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- Feb 21, 2007
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I find I'm attracted by dead Popes.
I find I'm attracted by dead Popes.
For those that don't know it, and can't be arsed to fathom out all the single liners in the thread so far.....
As I was walking down the street one day
I saw a house on fire
There was man, shouting and screaming at an upper-storey window
To the crowd that was gathered there below
For he was sore afraid
Jump! You fucker, jump!
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding
And you will be all right
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his f***ing neck -
There was no blanket
Laugh?! We nearly shat!
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle
We are miserable sinners
Fi-i-ilthy fuckers
Ahhhrrrr-soles
Longest trail of snot in the world...ever !!
The horse racing one on Ad Nauseum