"Well, you know the way God made us all right and eh, he's looking down on us from heaven and everything. And then his son came down and saved everyone and all that."
"Well yes."
"And when we die we're all going to go to heaven."
Mrs Doyle: Won't you have some cake, Father? It's got cocaine in it. Oh no, hang on, it's not cocaine, is it. What do I mean now? - the little things... Raisins!
funny enough we get that shown a lot over here but there was one that had me wetting myself. I didn't see all of it so wasn't sure what it was all about but I think someone had tampered with a prize sheep and the culprit was unveiled at the show and from the crowd someone kept randomly saying 'f***ing hell'.
"You going to the mainland Father?"
"yes, that's right"
"well you want to be careful, my friend was robbed over there last wee"
"really, that's terrible"
"I don't think you understand Father, she was robbed. They stole her. We haven't seen her for weeks"
My lovely horse, running through the field,
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugarlumps,
And ride you over fences,
Polish your hooves every single day,
And bring you to the horse dentist.
My lovely horse,
You're a pony no more,
Running around with a man on your back,
Like a train in the night (yeah)
Like a train in the night.