father ted

[harry_h]

The offical appreciation thread

 

[Legend]

 

[crasher]

"They've got a spider baby - it's got a spider's body and a baby's head and....oh wait, that was a dream yeah."

 

[harry_h]

Have you heard the rumour of a new series to be done?

Who will play Ted?

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

DRINK!!!

FECK!!!

ARSE!!!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

just for the speed 3 episode it shuld have been in the top 10 sitcoms!

also the fantastic episode with the over-75s priest football, does anyone know what this episode is called as i must have it

 

[stamp]

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Come on now Ted... a Volkswagen with a mind of its own? Now if that's not scary, I don't know what is!

 

[DTES]

"Well, you know the way God made us all right and eh, he's looking down on us from heaven and everything. And then his son came down and saved everyone and all that."

"Well yes."

"And when we die we're all going to go to heaven."

"Yes. What about it?"

"Well that's the part I have trouble with."



Absolutely superb

 

[London Irish]

Mrs Doyle: Won't you have some cake, Father? It's got cocaine in it. Oh no, hang on, it's not cocaine, is it. What do I mean now? - the little things... Raisins!

http://www.iol.ie/~allenoc/ted.html

I was lucky enough to see three of the episodes filmed, including the last one, the day after which the auld fecker dropped dead.

Another Father Ted? Sacrilege

 

[The Large One]

Now then Dougal, small cow, far away cow. Small cow, far away cow...

 

[US Seagull]

My wife got me the Christmas special on video for christmas. Classic

 

[Simster]

Top drawer.

The one where they raffle the car - Father Ted knackers it by tapping a dent out of it and then Father Jack crashes the replacement Absolutely tops.

I have 3 Father Ted videos at home, they still get regular airings at Simster Towers.

 

[rool]

funny enough we get that shown a lot over here but there was one that had me wetting myself. I didn't see all of it so wasn't sure what it was all about but I think someone had tampered with a prize sheep and the culprit was unveiled at the show and from the crowd someone kept randomly saying 'f***ing hell'.

errmmm yeah, I liked that

 

[Stumpy Tim]

"You going to the mainland Father?"
"yes, that's right"
"well you want to be careful, my friend was robbed over there last wee"
"really, that's terrible"
"I don't think you understand Father, she was robbed. They stole her. We haven't seen her for weeks"

Genius

 

[Stoaty Ferret]

Down with this sort of thing..

 

[JJ McClure]

A sure fire eurovision winner from craggy island.

My lovely horse, running through the field,
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugarlumps,
And ride you over fences,
Polish your hooves every single day,
And bring you to the horse dentist.

My lovely horse,
You're a pony no more,
Running around with a man on your back,
Like a train in the night (yeah)
Like a train in the night.

 

[Braders]

got the best of dvd the other day

i'll watch that this afternoon.

 

[Soton Seagull]

One of the best comedies of all time.

'Am I still on this Fecking Island?'

 

[Juan Albion]

Nuns! Nuns! Reverse!