Fat Footballers!

[Brightonia]

So after recently reading the news story of the Brazillian Ronaldo losing all the weight he put on and seeing people like Maradona and Razor Ruddock being massive now! I was just thinking when the current bunch of footballers are retired, which of them will swell up??

The obvious one is Rooney! Wonder who else will let it all go?

 

[Jesus Gul]

If you'd asked me this a few years back I would have said Neil Shipperly but I haven't a clue what he looks like now. could be a skinny middle aged dude. who knows

 

[terryberry1]

If you'd asked me this a few years back I would have said Neil Shipperly but I haven't a clue what he looks like now. could be a skinny middle aged dude. who knows

He is even bigger than a few years ago. Fat bastard

 

[Oscar]

Tevez is a future porker I reckon.

 

[Brightonia]

Shipperley is massive!!

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/297462810.jpg

 

[gripper stebson]

If you'd asked me this a few years back I would have said Neil Shipperly but I haven't a clue what he looks like now. could be a skinny middle aged dude. who knows

Yikes - looks like he ate all the pies, the cardboard boxes they came in and the fella who served him.

 

[Jesus Gul]

actually there's no way you could anticipate the weight gain from the snap on the left

just say no kids

 

[Postman Pat]

Big Nev Southall walks this.....

Although Mark Beeney isn't looking svelte.

 

[T soprano]

Razor ruddock was on celeb big bro last week he's piled on more than a few pounds

 

[hola gus]

Geoff Pitcher is huge even though he is still playing!

 

[El Sid]

Willie "Fatty" Foulke - Legend in his own lunchtime.......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Foulke_%28footballer%29

 

[Triggaaar]

Razor ruddock was on celeb big bro last week he's piled on more than a few pounds

And he's lost the ability to get dressed or close his legs. At least he can still scratch his balls.

 

[bhafc99]

Peter Crouch.

The man's gonna be a total bloater.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

our very own Fred Emney in 1956

 

[JBizzle]

The obvious was Guy Butters but he's kept pretty trim I believe...

Anderson of Man United is a bit of a "plus-size" model now, so I imagine he'll inflate like a balloon.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Grant Holt is already fighting a losing battle...

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Any excuse to post this mahoosive prick:-





ps I reckon Suarez will soon resemble a bloated Beaver once he pisses off from the pitch. 'Hope so anyway.

 

[Jesus Gul]

Lumpy Kazim Richards

 

[piersa]

got to love a bit of Thomas Brolin

 

[Ludensian Gull]

Gary-Taylor-fletcher was getting some stick from us the other week up at Blackpool. Should imagine he shops at jacamo, already