Facts about BROCCOLI

[Easy 10]

If a piece of BROCCOLI falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, then it doesn't make a SOUND.

 

[beardosh]

My mate Rob Colic is an anagram of BROCCOLI

 

[Stoo82]

If you read BROCCOLI backwards, you will read a love story which was writern by Shakespeare. FACT.

 

[Easy 10]

If you lined up every single piece of BROCCOLI in the county of Middlesex end-to-end, that line of BROCCOLI would stretch from Feltham down to Woking, via Weybridge. You would however fall foul of the Highways Agency, who would insist on the removal of BROCCOLI from the A244 near Sunbury.

You could get around this by diverting your line of BROCOLLI briefly along the hard shoulder of the M3, before picking up the B388 towards Chertsey and then the A320 on down to Woking.

 

[Colossal Squid]

Charlie Oatway doesn't eat Broccoli but if he did there certainly wouldn't be any left for you or I

 

[MJsGhost]

Occasionally BROCCOLI was used in films during the 50's as a prop for an atomic bomb

Atomic Bomb

BROCCOLI

Funnily enough, BROCCOLI is naturally radioactive.

(and that's a proper true FACT!)

 

[MJsGhost]

A cauliflower / brocolli cheese is actually very nice.

Yes, yes it is! BROCCOLI in all forms is pretty damned tasty.

 

[1066familyman]

In return for your vote, Nick Griffin promises that every single piece of BROCCOLI sold in this country will be grown in Britain and picked only by British workers !

 

[Wienergull]

Ken Hom, famous for his HOT WOK, consistently pronounces it as Brockley.

Funnily enough, I used to live in BROCKLEY, and one Saturday morning I walked over Hilly Fields to nearby Lewisham market. One of the stalls was selling BROCCOLI, and the sign said "fresh BROCKLEY". So maybe that's where Ken buys his BROCCOLI.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Thinly sliced stems of broccoli are a perfect size and substance to stimulate your anus with.