f***ing hell americans are dumb

[Philzo-93]

As I went on a cruise round the caribbean with my mate, we wanted to know the following hypothesis:

1) American's are f***ing dumbshits!
2) American girls love the english accent


Turns out that both of them are true. ESPECIALLY THE FIRST ONE. Here are just some of the dumbest quotes that a couple american girls said to me:



"Can you talk without your accent!?"
"Oh My God, you talk like Harry Potter, do you know him or something!?":mendoza:
"People make fun of my stupidness and call me a dumb blonde but I have brunette hair that's dyed blonde"


The first one is my favourite

 

[Marc]

I've had the:
"are you from Australia?"
"Do you know the Queen?" after I said I live withtin 60miles of Buckingham Palace, the lady was DEAD serious with th question aswell!!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I can talk without my accent.

Are you and your mate gay?

 

[Philzo-93]

I can talk without my accent.

Are you and your mate gay?

f***ing hell, no :L which is why i wanted to get to know a few american girls

 

[vitusvivi]

"Aren't you communist in England?"
"Isn't England in France?"
"Gordon Brown is a great leader."

 

[hans kraay fan club]

f***ing hell, no :L which is why i wanted to get to know a few american girls

A cruise round the Caribean isn't the first thing that comes to mind when 'mates' normally choose to holiday together, that's all.

 

[defrocked priest]

I got the, How come you don't sound like they do on Coronation Street? Because I'm not a cockney prat is why.

 

[Philzo-93]

I had

"Wow! I didn't know they spoke English in England"

haha that beats the lot i think

 

[Philzo-93]

"Aren't you communist in England?"
"Isn't England in France?"
"Gordon Brown is a great leader."

they think Gordon brown is a good leader?!

 

[Juan Albion]

I got the, How come you don't sound like they do on Coronation Street? Because I'm not a cockney prat is why.

Are you quite sure about that?

 

[RexCathedra]

f***ing hell americans are dumb

Even if true, still infinitely preferable to hereditary monarchy, bad dentition, a god-awful climate, swingeingly high taxes and expensive beer -- and an incurable tendency to sweeping generalizations.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I got the, How come you don't sound like they do on Coronation Street? Because I'm not a cockney prat is why.

Who are the DUMB ones again? :mendoza:

 

[Tom Bombadil]

I've met many more clever interesting Americans than dumb ones. Yes some can be thick, but are their idiots really any thicker than our ones?

 

[S.T.U cgull]

f***ing hell, no :L which is why i wanted to get to know a few american girls

sure

 

[Icy Gull]

Binfest potential 6.5

 

[Philzo-93]

sure

I said i wanted to get to know them, never said i got in with them

 

[patchamalbion]

carribbean cruise with mate?


they may have had a few things to say about you

 

[defrocked priest]

Who are the DUMB ones again? :mendoza:

TBH, I don't watch the show, don't like soaps, I thought is was filmed in London, if it's not, then I convinced a few Yanks that it was.

 

[Gully]

What part of Australia are you from? (may have been the same person that Marc met...but probably not!)

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I don't watch the show, I thought it was filmed in London

:dasreich: