Everything about Crystal Palace makes me physically sick

[Hungry Joe]

I f***ing hate them so much it hurts. Watching The Championship today was like being made to eat some old woman's cold sick. Simon Jordan looking like a girl with his f***ing awful hair and Aviators (it's not sunny yet Simon you C*U*N*T), that f***ing Judas Paul 'I can't wait to pull on a Palace shirt' Ifil NEARLY scoring, that abomination of a ground, thei terrible kit that hurts my eyes, that vagrant who mascarades as a professional goalkeeper in between rumaging through bins for KFC bones and flat Special Brew, and of course their inbred dribbling cockjuggling fans singing that Uber Gay 'Glad All Over' abortion of a song and clapping like puppet monkeys on Lithium.

aaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Still, at least they LOST.......AGAIN

 

[Jesus Gul]

to a team they dislike as they ponced their up and coming young manager and left them with trev francis

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I f***ing hate them so much it hurts. Watching The Championship today was like being made to eat some old woman's cold sick. Simon Jordan looking like a girl with his f***ing awful hair and Aviators (it's not sunny yet Simon you C*U*N*T), that f***ing Judas Paul 'I can't wait to pull on a Palace shirt' Ifil NEARLY scoring, that abomination of a ground, thei terrible kit that hurts my eyes, that vagrant who mascarades as a professional goalkeeper in between rumaging through bins for KFC bones and flat Special Brew, and of course their inbred dribbling cockjuggling fans singing that Uber Gay 'Glad All Over' abortion of a song and clapping like puppet monkeys on Lithium.

aaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Still, at least they LOST.......AGAIN

If you don't like us just say!

 

[The Large One]

I'm indifferent to them normally.

In fact, I am quite taken by a couple to day - they bought shirts form me. So, in terms of sales of shirts in February - it's Palace 3 Brighton 1, and that's BEFORE SJLM brings his possee down to buy shirts...

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I'm indifferent to them normally.

In fact, I am quite taken by a couple to day - they bought shirts form me. So, in terms of sales of shirts in February - it's Palace 3 Brighton 1, and that's BEFORE SJLM brings his possee down to buy shirts...

What clubs don't you like then Al?

 

[Hungry Joe]

I'm indifferent to them normally.

In fact, I am quite taken by a couple to day - they bought shirts form me. So, in terms of sales of shirts in February - it's Palace 3 Brighton 1, and that's BEFORE SJLM brings his possee down to buy shirts...

And therein lies the danger of capitalism to the soul.

 

[Easy 10]

Did you hear the commentator during the highlights on The Championship today ?

"The London Borough of Croydon certainly has plenty of attractions...but it appears Premiership football won't be one of them."

Uhhh, ATTRACTIONS Whats that then, Ikea ? Or did he mean the high-rise SLUMS and inner-city gun crime ?

 

[smudge]

I love a good anti Palace rant. You are my kind of guy Hungry Joe.

Do you feel a rage coming over you if you ever see a Palace shirt? I certainly do & I have to tell myself to calm down & just let the pikey move on.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Did you hear the commentator during the highlights on The Championship today ?

"The London Borough of Croydon certainly has plenty of attractions...but it appears Premiership football won't be one of them."

Uhhh, ATTRACTIONS Whats that then, Ikea ? Or did he mean the high-rise SLUMS and inner-city gun crime ?

Snob!!

 

[Hungry Joe]

I love a good anti Palace rant. You are my kind of guy Hungry Joe.

Do you feel a rage coming over you if you ever see a Palace shirt? I certainly do & I have to tell myself to calm down & just let the pikey move on.

Yes, yes I do.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I love a good anti Palace rant. You are my kind of guy Hungry Joe.

Do you feel a rage coming over you if you ever see a Palace shirt? I certainly do & I have to tell myself to calm down & just let the pikey move on.

And God knows you see plenty of them in your county fella, how do you keep yourself under control?

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

22 Years and counting

 

[Hungry Joe]

Can you count past 22 then?

 

[British Bulldog]

Can you count past 22 then?

Thats when Palarse fans run out of fingers and toes!

 

[Nemesis]

Can you count past 22 then?

He can get up to 24....but then runs out of fingers and toes

note to self: post quicker

 

[NMH]

I don't regard them highly enough to really make me seeth, but they certainly do fill me with disdain. The whole company seems seedy and dirty, like a didicoy family who have moved into the nearby garden next to a pleasant area and suddenly there is rubbish strewn over the neighbourhood, and they smell bad and have a pet stoat.

Awful filth, but the kind you just can't help but look down on and wish they'd go away rather than degrade the general area.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

I f***ing hate them so much it hurts. Watching The Championship today was like being made to eat some old woman's cold sick. Simon Jordan looking like a girl with his f***ing awful hair and Aviators (it's not sunny yet Simon you C*U*N*T), that f***ing Judas Paul 'I can't wait to pull on a Palace shirt' Ifil NEARLY scoring, that abomination of a ground, thei terrible kit that hurts my eyes, that vagrant who mascarades as a professional goalkeeper in between rumaging through bins for KFC bones and flat Special Brew, and of course their inbred dribbling cockjuggling fans singing that Uber Gay 'Glad All Over' abortion of a song and clapping like puppet monkeys on Lithium.

aaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Still, at least they LOST.......AGAIN

mmm, warm vitriol makes it all better.

 

[mona]

I need help. I think I dislike Chelsea more than Palace. I don't dislike Pompey as they are quite funny in a piratical sort of way.
But basically I love everybody this weekend except for the lying, thieving con artists of Lewes DC.

 

[BensGrandad]

You can have nothing against the players because they are only doing a job for which they get paid.

Paul Ifill has often said about the times he has stood in the North Stand at The Goldstone and recently when not playing for Sheff Utd was a frequent visitor to Withdean. I would suggest that inside of him is a BHA supporter whether he considers it best to say nothing about that to his current employers and their fans is a different matter.

You must remember he is a professional footballer who has to earn a living.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

He can get up to 24....but then runs out of fingers and toes

note to self: post quicker

I can count to eleven on my toes so there!