Return of the Rev
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Everyone has a book in them! what would yours be?
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Tony Meolas Loan Spell
Slut Faced Whores
Mine would be Slut Faced Whores: a study on headfucks and mentalists.
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Who I am is who I am.
Return of the Rev
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The crow limped and stumbled to dr c's part of the tunnel,"tell me doctor my leg my leg can it be saved"
The doctor smiled and massaged the crows leg*yes your leg will be fine"
The doctor knew the crow would die of cancer before the council recycling vechiles would call but the leg would be fine.
Slowly the doctor smothered the crows beak with a zebra patterned fleece,two of the blind chinese children stumbled on the act!
Wait my children said dr c once i have put the crow to sleep i will tuck you in.
The doctor smiled and massaged the crows leg*yes your leg will be fine"
The doctor knew the crow would die of cancer before the council recycling vechiles would call but the leg would be fine.
Slowly the doctor smothered the crows beak with a zebra patterned fleece,two of the blind chinese children stumbled on the act!
Wait my children said dr c once i have put the crow to sleep i will tuck you in.
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i didnt write a book but i made up a character and told bedtime storys to my 2 yr old son about a person called peter the eel , he had all types of adventures and activities that any youngster could do , like fishing , doing a paperound , having a go with an air rifle etc , my son loved it more than any book in the world
Return of the Rev
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GREAT PARENT!DIRK STEELE
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My book would be about how I know shit all. And that the persons who think they know shit are misguided fools.
JamesAndTheGiantHead
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"James Walker; Hindsight & Me"
No actual writing as such, just bullet points depicting all the things I'd have done differently over my (un)eventful 23 years on this planet.
Should easily make around 60 pages. It'd have photos and everything, summat for the kids, like.
No actual writing as such, just bullet points depicting all the things I'd have done differently over my (un)eventful 23 years on this planet.
Should easily make around 60 pages. It'd have photos and everything, summat for the kids, like.
Lord Bracknell
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I guess my "easy" book would be the full interview I gave to Paul Hodson for 'We Want Falmer".
The 14,500 words were trimmed down to about 1,000 for the final, published version.
I could add the 25,000 words I wrote for the Club's website during the final Public Inquiry.
Nobody would buy it.
The 14,500 words were trimmed down to about 1,000 for the final, published version.
I could add the 25,000 words I wrote for the Club's website during the final Public Inquiry.
Nobody would buy it.
I think I'd like to make a real version of Modern Toss' spoof 'Britain's Biggest *****'
Modern Toss - Britain's biggest C***S | Flickr - Photo Sharing!
Modern Toss - Britain's biggest C***S | Flickr - Photo Sharing!
Seagull on the wing
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Would like to write a Goon style script....something like.....
I was born early in life,my Mother was a woman.!...My father was'nt interested. Later they sent me to a treacle mine,hoping I would come to a sticky end...but on arrival it was an easy escape in Brass seaboots and A concrete cap...I took my sock off and sailed to America........
No nurse,I don't want to go back to bed..
I was born early in life,my Mother was a woman.!...My father was'nt interested. Later they sent me to a treacle mine,hoping I would come to a sticky end...but on arrival it was an easy escape in Brass seaboots and A concrete cap...I took my sock off and sailed to America........
No nurse,I don't want to go back to bed..
Phat Baz 68
Get a ****ing life mate !
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