Ever done any of the following?

[dougdeep]

No, all highs must have equal lows.

 

[Bakesy]

Bakesy and SJLM have both informed me that they will be doing both together when we go to Amshterdam

If you think i'm spit roasting a Prozzie and having to look at that ugly mug, you've got another think coming!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

If you think i'm spit roasting a Prozzie and having to look at that ugly mug, you've got another think coming!

I know he is a plank but calling sj a prozzie is a bit harsh

 

[Gerbil]

If you think i'm spit roasting a Prozzie and having to look at that ugly mug, you've got another think coming!

I think SCUMMER BOY may be a little bit disappointed

 

[Bakesy]

I think SCUMMER BOY may be a little bit disappointed

He's sleeping with you then?

 

[Gerbil]

He's sleeping with you then?

Gonna have a room to myself

 

[Bakesy]

Gonna have a room to myself

MORE THAT LIKELY.......

 

[Gerbil]

That my friend was funny

 

[British Bulldog]

I've been with prostitutes in Amsterdam but I've never touched drugs and never will do, fair play to those who do but in my case it's not worth losing my job for.

 

[Bakesy]

I've been with prostitutes in Amsterdam but I've never touched drugs and never will do, fair play to those who do but in my case it's not worth losing my job for.

what do you do then, out of interest?..........(........As a job........)

 

[Gerbil]

what do you do then, out of interest?

Vice squad officer

 

[dougdeep]

what do you do then, out of interest?

You take your willy...

 

[British Bulldog]

what do you do then, out of interest?

Railway signalman, we've got very strict rules on drink and drugs and we cant abuse it because we're subject to random drug testing as well as drug testing if an incident occurs whether we're to blame or not. It's not just our jobs we lose if we test positive we can go to prison for it as well.

 

[Bakesy]

Railway signalman, we've got very strict rules on drink and drugs and we cant abuse it because we're subject to random drug testing as well as drug testing if an incident occurs whether we're to blame or not. It's not just our jobs we lose if we test positive we can go to prison for it as well.

Do you know Richard Wood?

 

[British Bulldog]

Do you know Richard Wood?

I know a Richard Wood who's a signalman in the Lewes - Eastbourne area

 

[Bakesy]

That my friend was funny

Almost as funny as the hiccups you'll hear from the cell next door.

 

[Bakesy]

I know a Richard Wood who's a signalman in the Lewes - Eastbourne area

I used to play golf with him.Small world innit.Give him my regards when you see him.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I've never touched drugs and never will do, fair play to those who do but in my case it's not worth losing my job for.

Never done any of these then?



Research recently published in the medical journal The Lancet rates the most dangerous drugs (starting with the worst) as follows:

1. Heroin
2. Cocaine
3. Barbiturates
4. Street methadone
5. Alcohol
6. Ketamine
7. Benzodiazepines
8. Amphetamine
9. Tobacco
10. Buprenorphine
11. Cannabis
12. Solvents
13. 4-MTA
14. LSD
15. Methylphenidate
16. Anabolic steroids
17. GHB
18. Ecstasy
19. Alkyl nitrates
20. Khat

 

[British Bulldog]

I used to play golf with him.Small world innit.

Thats the fella very keen golfer and fisherman.

 

[British Bulldog]

Give him my regards when you see him.

Will do fella.