[Football] Euros 2024 - Quarter Finals (England vs Switzerland, Netherlands vs Turkey)

[zefarelly]

This is absolutely shit. Absolutely f***ing toilet. What’s worrying is that this is “good”? No shots on target. A mid level opposition.

f*** me. Dodgy pen please.

Whilst that would be acceptable, England are like the tory party, just need to be put out of thier misery.

 

[Solid at the back]

Hope Switzerland beat them. Put us out of our misery, atleast then Southgate who was catapulted into a position way out of his depth and ability will move on, probably to a second tier woman's Chinese team. That's about his level.

 

[jcdenton08]

His hips don’t lie

Perfect opportunity to break the monotony. Here’s something nice to look at

 

[jcdenton08]

Can we have one bastard shot on target please? Even a shit one?

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Hopefully Kane gets injured

 

[Van Cleef]

Shearer was getting exasperated and moany first half.
A bit of punditry courtesy of the North Korean propaganda department at half time.
Shearer now toeing the "great performance" line.

 

[StonehamPark]

Load of shit this is.

 

[A1X]

Why didn’t their corner go back to their keeper?

 

[sir_gullahad]

We need Toney, Watkins or Palmer. Within the next 10.

That would be a super group of players.

 

[bhafc99]

An hour gone. No shots on target.

 

[jcdenton08]

I think the half time coverage of this match will turn into one of the famous football memes of all time. I see it with the match stats overlaid. ZERO shots on target.

Rio Ferdinand: “It feels like we’ll score every attack”

Micah Richards: “It’s just a matter of time when you attack this well”

Gary Lineker: “it has been a terrific half”


ZERO shots on target; XG of 0.2.

 

[A1X]

Foden been crap today

 

[HangletonGull]

Now FFS change it up

 

[jcdenton08]

Foden been crap today

EVERYONE. f***ing dreadful. I feel sorry for Mainoo, he tries and does stuff when nobody else does.

 

[US Seagull]

Feels like the Swiss had the better half time talk

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

GET KANE OFF

 

[HangletonGull]

Feels like the Swiss had the better half time talk

Better manager as better back room staff

 

[jcdenton08]

GET KANE OFF

Get them all off.

Sorry I’m not normally this miserable and have criticised England fans in the past for unrealistic expectations. But this, AGAIN, has been f***ing dreadful.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Southgate is playing for penalties

 

[WhingForPresident]

Palmer for Foden, Toney for Kane.