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Clothes Peg

New member
Mar 3, 2007
2,305
Hello, I need a summer job in the mid/west Sussex area. Day time. Preferably non-physical.

Here is my CV in 7 lines.

I've got 12 GCSEs, 3 A-Levels, Doing a BSc/Econ.
OK with computers.
Clean driving license.
Foundation Certificate In Food Hygiene.
Punctual, reliable, organised etc.
Previous experience in customer service and working with kids.
References available on request.


Any suggestions / offers greatly appreciated.

Thanks.
 






bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
Think TLO could do with an assistant so he has more time to post on here :lolol:
 




Bluejuice

Lazy as a rug on Valium
Sep 2, 2004
8,270
The free state of Kemp Town
You can suck my cock for a fiver an hour.


And I want it in cash

:thumbsup:
 




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1066gull

Guest
ginadim said:
I need don't need a personal ad, I already have a boyfriend.
FFS, we were talking about employment but every thread you create gets turned in to your love life.
 








Clothes Peg

New member
Mar 3, 2007
2,305
AdrianDINho said:
FFS, we were talking about employment but every thread you create gets turned in to your love life.

I don't think every thread does.
Can you actually advertise yourself for legitimate (non-escort) employment in the Friday Ad?
 








Jul 5, 2003
23,777
Polegate
AdrianDINho said:
FFS, we were talking about employment but every thread you create gets turned in to your love life.

makes a change from f***ing poker:rolleyes:
 




ali jenkins

Thanks to Guinness Dave
Feb 9, 2006
9,896
Southwick
ginadim said:
I assume you mean helping at one, not attending! Not sure they want a semi disabled person teaching kids how to play sport and stuff either.


You never mentioned you were semi-disabled!

And you wont be teaching it, just looking after them and with MSDC stance on fair employment it might make it easier for you!

Im sure you wouldnt have any trouble in getting a job there if you wanted one!


I work for them just incase you were wondering!
 






Clothes Peg

New member
Mar 3, 2007
2,305
ali jenkins said:
You never mentioned you were semi-disabled!

And you wont be teaching it, just looking after them and with MSDC stance on fair employment it might make it easier for you!

Im sure you wouldnt have any trouble in getting a job there if you wanted one!


I work for them just incase you were wondering!

Cool, definitely a possibility. Thanks. :)
 




Clothes Peg

New member
Mar 3, 2007
2,305
Woodchip said:
Pop into Kelly's in Brighton. Quite a good agency, as far as agencies go (sorry Frank). You never know you may end up working with me or Temporary Slim Bars (if you're really unlucky).

Aren't you an electrician? I have no skills in this field at all, so I doubt I'd have the privilege of working with you :down:
 






Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
sully said:
It's amazing, isn't it, that Adriandinho appears to be the clever one on this thread so far. :nono:

Not now you've popped up to pass judgement.:wave:
 


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