Embarressing names parents give their children...

[The Great Cornholio]

The newsreader on Radio 2 is Fenella Fudge

Not forgetting Nina Nana - her parents must like Police Cars

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Didn't Frank Zappa call his son Moon Unit?

I have come across (not in the biblical sense!) a girl called Metallica!

 

[Bwian]

Didn't Frank Zappa call his son Moon Unit?

I have come across (not in the biblical sense!) a girl called Metallica!

I think that was his daughter-the son was called Dweezil wasn't he? Dweezil-what kind of name is that to lumber a kid with? Boy named Sue seems tame

 

[On the Left Wing]

And of course David Bowie called his first son Zowie!

poor bugger being called Zowie Bowie ... no wonder he changed it to Joe some years later!

 

[defrocked priest]

His Lordship Master Bates.
Hugh G Rection
Wilma Fingadoo

These are my pets names.

 

[Stinky Kat]

we had a girl at college called melanie hugeuns

 

[Deleted User X18H]

When I worked on the deli counter at Co-op in Blatchington Road, I worked with a bloke called Simon Knellor.

(think about it for a little bit - I assure you, its worth it).

and Mr Battrick Mr Leggat and Shirley Grew no doubt....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

just got the Simon Kneller one...that was a good ten minutes.

Still can't get it

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Easy is creating (H)Listeria

 

[burrish gull]

One of my mates is Mr P Brain his wife is Mrs M T Brain, well touchy about it they are

 

[Hampden Park]

my missus went to school with a lad called ivor biggun

 

[FamilyGuy]

And of course David Bowie called his first son Zowie!

poor bugger being called Zowie Bowie ... no wonder he changed it to Joe some years later!

and Mark Bolan called his son Roland (true)

But "Moon Unit Zappa" is still a top name - and I seem to remember Grace Slick (lead singer of Jefferson Airplane/Starship) called her daughter "god" in the 60's, but with a small g so that she wouldn't become conceited.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Ah but what was "Moon Unit" originally? And what was its connection with Brighton?

 

[Skaville]

I once met someone called Honey Arneja - which is pronounced Honey I-need-ya. She's a bit of a cracker too!

I also know of an Anil Mistry - I bet there has been plenty of Anal Mysteries in Kemp Town over the years.