Embarressing names parents give their children...

[Saint Lennard]

A girl in my daughters class in called Kerry Hunt.

It gets a bit embarrassing when she asks me why i snigger every time she mentions her name.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

I've been trying to persuade my sister that she should call my future niece/nephew Robyn/Robin, as it'll go very well with her surname (which I'll let you guess at!!).

Bastard?

 

[Race]

Bastard?

 

[Race]

I've been trying to persuade my sister that she should call my future niece/nephew Robyn/Robin, as it'll go very well with her surname (which I'll let you guess at!!).

Hood?!!!

 

[Man of Harveys]

I've been trying to persuade my sister that she should call my future niece/nephew Robyn/Robin, as it'll go very well with her surname (which I'll let you guess at!!).

Is it F.ucker? Making her name "Robin F.ucker"?

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

This thread is probably worth a mention of the Brighton architect and former councillor Nimrod Ping.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I've been trying to persuade my sister that she should call my future niece/nephew Robyn/Robin, as it'll go very well with her surname (which I'll let you guess at!!).

Bastard ?

 

[On the Left Wing]

When I worked on the deli counter at Co-op in Blatchington Road, I worked with a bloke called Simon Knellor.

(think about it for a little bit - I assure you, its worth it).

 

[Franks Wild Years]

In my youth I was once arrested by a WPC Adorra Dick.

 

[On the Left Wing]

There's an electrician in Littlehampton called Wayne King (or maybe Kerr)

 

[jevs]

One name that always made me laugh was the footballer Jermain McSporren...conjurs up a vast array of images of what you think he might look like

 

[Snowy]

I used to work with a Michael Hunt, but the reception lady always used to tannoy him by calling for Mike Hunt!!

 

[Emily's Mum]

My little girl adores her name - Emily Dianne Albion Joy - hopefully she'll still feel the same way when she gets married

 

[dougdeep]

I used to live next door to Bob Downs.

 

[RexCathedra]

Had a German exchange student here named Horst Schmidt. Sounded good over the PA system...

My dad had a pair of chidren in his school from some very religous stock named First Corinithians and Second Conrithians Hall.

And Hiawatha Abernathy.

Check out http://notwithoutmyhandbag.com for more

 

[Hydro Driven]

The Beckhams new boy..............Cruz!!!!!!!!! What kind of a name is that It is a girls name in spainish to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dr Breakfast]

I went to college with a guy called Charlie Brown.

Legend!

 

[Gully]

I was leafing through some personnel records at work, one of our employees had a maiden name of Butt, it turns out that her sister is called Anita.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

There seems to be a strange quest over here to try and create some kind of weird Royal heratige or dynasty amongst the yanks.
Every thing Kennedy related comes under the imaginary house of Camelot.
I've done work for a Gaston Gaege III, and the wife recently had to see a doctor by the name of Fredrick Finger III.
I'm sorry, you are not royalty, it simply means that there were two previous people with the same stupid name.
I'd like to put it down to a wicked sense of humour, but we are talking Americans here.

And relax.

 

[um bongo molongo]

just got the Simon Kneller one...that was a good ten minutes.