Eldest returning from first lads holiday tonight.

[Return of the Rev]

Do i ask lots of questions or play it cool?


He had his 18th birthday in crete



What were your first lads hols like,recall going to Luxembourg on a coach for a week with 30 blokes hoping to see peter ward get a game. Lets hope his holiday didn't go like that week

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

ask nothing.

 

[daveinprague]

What happened in Crete...stays in Crete..

Youre lucky having a boy anyway... you only have to worry about one dick...Imagine what fathers of 18 yr old girls go through...Im not entirely happy about my girl sleeping with her husband haha...

 

[Lady Gull]

I don't think I would want to know what my son was doing on a lad's holiday!!! I would be just thankful he was coming home safe!!!

 

[sir albion]

Best times ever and it's all about the sun,booze and shagging,super memories although wasn't really that long ago

 

[hopper_182]

He has probably spent the journey home planning the cover story.
I wouldn't ask him, but keep an eye on FB and twitter it'll soon be on there.

 

[Everest]

Ask to see the pics

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

What goes on tour, stays on tour.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Drive him straight to the clinic!

 

[Goring Gull]

First lads holiday was to Magaluf when i was 18 - The usual beer , beer bit of shenanigans. M y parents asked nothing of the trip other than the usual did you have good time etc. Think they were quite relieved i hadn't managed to kill myself to be honest

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Take him out for a few beers and tell him to bring the X rated pictures that he won't be showing to his mum, nan, aunt etc. You know the pictures "this Gary balls deep in Louise from Solihull riding her like sea biscuit", "this is Gary passed out in such and such bar after a fishbowl, with Tom tea bagging him". You know the regular stuff 18 year old lads do away from home for the first time.

 

[Return of the Rev]

All we know is he opened the emergency cash envelope

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

All we know is he opened the emergency cash envelope

He would of opened that on the first day.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

All we know is he opened the emergency cash envelope

Bought hookers for him and his mates.

 

[happypig]

I sent my mum a postcard from Majorca in about 1982. I'd had a few beers and thought it would be a laugh to say I'd been arrested after nicking and smashing up a car.
She didn't take it very well...

 

[n1 gull]

I'll start the bidding on a least one tattoo

 

[forrest]

Play it cool.

Though i remeber coming back from a holiday and getting the photo's developed. Left them on the coffee table and my old dear looked through them before i could take out the bad ones. oh the shame!

 

[jevs]

First lads holiday was to....Illfracoombe back in 1984 !!!! I was 17 and was the only one who got laid and spent the whole week in bed with this Doris much to the annoyance of me mates....who couldn't pull a muscle !!!!!!!!

Still keep in contact with her nearly 30 years later.

 

[Aadam]

Depends on the relationship with your son. My step dad was cool and I would have told him everything. My real dad wouldn't have asked and wouldn't want to know...

 

[dadams2k11]

Drive him straight to the clinic!

Comedy is all about timing. Excellent work lol.