Easy 10!! Easy 10!!

[Everest]

*hopes Easy doesn't fart*

 

[Braders]

*MY NOSE!*

*Runs at Easy waving arms and screaming wildly*

*shut the door on Jaffa Cake aka Turkeys Sister aka Gobbles so he runs into it *

 

[Biscuit]

*shut the door on Jaffa Cake aka Turkeys Sister aka Gobbles so he runs into it *

*turns round giddily before suprising Twatters aka NoobNose(what?) with a running rugby tackle*

 

[Easy 10]

*disappears in a puff of smoke, leaving everyone confused, bewildered, yet invigorated and slightly moist*

 

[Braders]

*turns round giddily before suprising Twatters aka NoobNose(what?) with a running rugby tackle*

* laughs at Gobbles vain attempt at piss taking*

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

CUT! Okay fellas that's a wrap. Six AM call tomorrow. Thanks all.

 

[Biscuit]

FFS call my agent, tell him he's fired.

I didn't go to RADA to do this shit. Im classically trained you know!

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

*turns with bewildering speed and crashes a heroic forearm into Chappers face, spins and rips off Biscuits nose, gets Meades Ball in a headlock and eats one of his ears, then conducts a brutal and prolongued anal rape on Kylies Stunt Arse, before turning to the moon and howling like a crazed banshee*

*lights cigarette*

 

[Braders]

FFS call my agent, tell him he's fired.

I didn't go to RADA to do this shit. Im classically trained you know!

i can't believe i turned down a job in a soap opera for THIS

 

[The Large One]

Gentlemen, take a bow.





Can I have your autographs, please?

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

Has it finished?




Dammit.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Will there be a sequel?

Will AMS get preference for the live show?

 

[Braders]

Gentlemen, take a bow.





Can I have your autographs, please?

No

*shuts door in face*

 

[The Large One]

*wonders if this charade is going on to NSC Gold*

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

*Laughs quietly to himself, shakes head and moves to the next thread*