Easy 10!! Easy 10!!

[Deano's Right Foot]

*bites hand hard trying not to laugh at workplace*

 

[pompeydel]

starts a book..................

 

[The Auditor]

GET YOUR HAND OUT YOUR POCKETS WHEN YOUR TALKING TO ME

shit ..that reminds me of my school days...25 years ago...

 

[Meade's Ball]

*pulls horsehair pants down and lays a cable round Easy's fallen body*

 

[Brixtaan]

*climbs clocktower and lands a vicious elbow drop on Easy 10's shoulder*

Amazing! He was up near the Marina.

*applauds*

 

[Braders]

*pulls horsehair pants down and lays a cable round Easy's fallen body*

*plugs it in to electrical socket*

 

[CHAPPERS]

*shits on Easy's twitching body and smears it all over*

 

[Easy 10]

*waits for the Vanish stain removal woman to do her stuff*

 

[Biscuit]

*Offers Easy 10 a hand to get up, then quickly withdraws it causing Easy 10 to falls over commically.*

 

[Meade's Ball]

*puts on wig, climbs inside carcass of recently-slaughtered dog and makes love to Easy's twitching mouth*

 

[pompeydel]

becomes violently sick..............

 

[Biscuit]

*inserts chopsticks into the gauged eye sockets of Easy 10*

 

[Easy 10]

*gathers up the remaining shreds of dignity scattered amongst the tormentors and cackling hyenas, clears out desk, and limps forlornly towards the sheltered sanctuary of NSP*

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

*points and laughs*

 

[Easy 10]

*turns with bewildering speed and crashes a heroic forearm into Chappers face, spins and rips off Biscuits nose, gets Meades Ball in a headlock and eats one of his ears, then conducts a brutal and prolongued anal rape on Kylies Stunt Arse, before turning to the moon and howling like a crazed banshee*

 

[Everest]

*phones police*































*doesn't phone police as can't remember number*

 

[pompeydel]

does a runner with the stake money.................

 

[Braders]

*turns with bewildering speed and crashes a heroic forearm into Chappers face, spins and rips off Biscuits nose, gets Meades Ball in a headlock and eats one of his ears, then conducts a brutal and prolongued anal rape on Kylies Stunt Arse, before turning to the moon and howling like a crazed banshee*

*shoots easy*

 

[Easy 10]

*catches bullet between butt-cheeks*

 

[Biscuit]

*MY NOSE!*

*Runs at Easy waving arms and screaming wildly*