Eastbourne's Finest - The 13 Year Old Dad!!

[ijpemby]

British boy Alfie Patten, 13, becomes a father

Its world news amazing, eastbourne is famous for something else than being gods waiting room, i think they should erect a statue of this lad outside devonshire


ps does anyone else think its slight wierd a 15 years old girls going out with someone whos voice hasnt broken

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

puked.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

She obviously goes for the younger man big style.

 

[bhaexpress]

There's touch of irony here, if that kid had tried to buy condoms I bet he would have been told to get lost.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Took up the whole of the front page on the current bun this morning.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

He is lucky that he doesn't live in the USA otherwise he would have been charged with statutory rape.

 

[Simon Morgan]

It's really sad to see 3 lives ruined in one full swoop, absolutely shocking stuff

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Took up the whole of the front page on the current bun this morning.

Didn't you say last night there is f*** all in Eastbourne ?

 

[strings]

I guess the Sun 'exclusive' will gain the more than a few grand to get the kid's life started off with.

The Times online claims that he hasn't started puberty. Please can somebody explain to me how somebody who hasn't started puberty, can be a father? Maybe I missed something in biology...

 

[captainmorganrum]

Is it just me that is suspicious?

This kid is 13, he looks about 8 - has he even gone through puberty yet?
Could he have produced the "little white fishes, that go on a journey" to impregnate a girl?

I reckon the young Karen Matthews a-like has gotten herself up the duff and found herself a patsy to stand in for the real dad.
If I was his parents I'd be demanding a DNA test pronto!

:cynical:

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Didn't you say last night there is f*** all in Eastbourne ?

Yep. Except old biddies. This certainly doesn't involve old biddies
And finally something interesting has come out of Eastbourne.

 

[Mendoza]

And finally something interesting has come out of Eastbourne.

and into a 15 year old girl

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Surely there has to be a paternity test to determine which one of her 20 boyfriends is the real daddy ?

 

[Exiled in Indooroopilly]

"Wrong o'clock" indeed. The picture, obviously I guess, just doesn't look right. Easy to condemn too but back in the 1840's when I was his age, staying out after dark in Saltdean Park seemed adventurous. Maybe things like this weren't reported then or maybe I was way behind my peers. Oh well.

 

[Box of Frogs]

British boy Alfie Patten, 13, becomes a father

Its world news amazing, eastbourne is famous for something else than being gods waiting room, i think they should erect a statue of this lad outside devonshire


ps does anyone else think its slight wierd a 15 years old girls going out with someone whos voice hasnt broken

Exactly what I was thinking.

 

[bhaexpress]

He is lucky that he doesn't live in the USA otherwise he would have been charged with statutory rape.

Doesn't apply as they were both underage.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

and into a 15 year old girl

 

[Spider]

I guess the Sun 'exclusive' will gain the more than a few grand to get the kid's life started off with.

The Times online claims that he hasn't started puberty. Please can somebody explain to me how somebody who hasn't started puberty, can be a father? Maybe I missed something in biology...

I just can't believe looking at him that he is a father. I can't believe even more that he is 13 - he looks younger than 8. When I heard it was a 13 year old Dad I was expecting some big older looking thug - that kid looks like he's only just got out of nappies!

 

[Mendoza]

I just can't believe looking at him that he is a father. I can't believe even more that he is 13 - he looks younger than 8. When I heard it was a 13 year old Dad I was expecting some big older looking thug - that kid looks like he's only just got out of nappies!

I think the story is going to take a Karen Matthews type twist where Alfies dad is the father of the baby, not Alfie. Jeremy Kyle will then get involved, before it gets made into a Hollywood film starring Jerry Springer and Dame Judy Dench.

 

[Wozza]

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