Dumped for shopping

[The Large One]

I had a one night stand with this girl once and had to sneak out in the morning because after the love action she started telling me how she votes BNP and hates pakis and blacks

Haven't we all wanted to f*** a right-wing nutter over?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Apparantly I got dumped once because I was "too into her". And regrettably I wish it was because my cock was bothering her.

 

[Les Biehn]

I've never been dumped, which i find a shame. Not stayed with women, as far as i can recall, because i am a prize catch and my name is worn as a constant sash of capture and medal. Just because i go out with the low and needy and the tongueless at times. Or, i just made them all up and i haven't the intrigue to invent my own dumpling. But i wouldn't half mind being syringed in the cock one day by a love or come home to find a living cobra in the gift of an 8ft ciabatta rolled up beside me in bed one morning. It was born on Tuesday and bit me to kill once i'd nibbled past it nest of lettuce, vine tomatoes and wensleydale on Saturday around midday.

How would you dump me, Les?

Text message reading 'Welcome to dumpsville, population you'. But in all honesty Meado would I ever dump you. Very unlikely.

 

[Les Biehn]

Haven't we all wanted to f*** a right-wing nutter over?

She was utter utter filth. Mid way through her being on top she said 'you will like this' and slipped little Les up the wrongen. And lets just say she wasn't to careful about it and seemed to be rather enjoying it. Ah memories...

 

[The Large One]

She was utter utter filth. Mid way through her being on top she said 'you will like this' and slipped little Les up the wrongen. And lets just say she wasn't to careful about it and seemed to be rather enjoying it. Ah memories...

Far, FAR more than I ever wanted to know.

Oooh, my giddy aunt.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Far, FAR more than I ever wanted to know.

Oooh, my giddy aunt.

 

[Les Biehn]

Far, FAR more than I ever wanted to know.

Oooh, my giddy aunt.

Everybody needs to know that little nugget. Thats half the point of doing it in the first place.

 

[Mrs Coach]

Seriously Les! I'm delicate!

 

[tedebear]

Everybody needs to know that little nugget. Thats half the point of doing it in the first place.

Just makes you sound a bit Two Ronnies...

 

[Les Biehn]

She was quite fit as well, very flat chested though. Easiest pull I ever had to, just came up to me on the dance floor and pulled the peak of my cap (this was when truckers caps were trendy) and I just said 'so what are we doing now, going back to yours?' Sweet.

 

[NMH]

Men just use the "women are all the same" line when they can't be bothered to actually think about what the issue may be!

Thinking is far too complicated a sport - not like beer drinking...

Not much to think about here, the girl prefers shopping. She threw one out of the basket, and is back in the marketplace, shopping. Simple really.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

leslie, this is a travesty


firstly, how could anyone rate ANYTHING over leslie, secondly, how could it be something so SHIT as SHOPPING


f***ing hate girls, they're rubbish

anyway....

"she still had a bit of a thing for her ex-girlfriend."


explain?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Text message reading 'Welcome to dumpsville, population you'. But in all honesty Meado would I ever dump you. Very unlikely.

Hmmm, I am thinking of dumping you for gayness right this minute. Maybe you shouldn't have told her the tale of a man with broken brains being taught to think and riddle again in sleep with dreams of chattermouths with thumbs like exclamations and x-rays of their spleens as the final garnished spot of questions.


You shouldn't worry about this end, you know. Now you have the option to control again rather than sit, query and wait.
Sometimes people simply cannot match or don't show enough compatability to work hard for. No one rests villainous at the close.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

In my experience all Woman are generally Mad. They are predisposed to illogical and unpredictable behaviour you see. The best policy is to agree with EVERYTHING they say, don't have an opinion of your own and nod every 30 seconds or so and live in a hotel for 4 days every month. Then everything will be fine and dandy.

 

[NMH]

Apparantly I got dumped once because I was "too into her". And regrettably I wish it was because my cock was bothering her.

Actually, then you should have told her you were obviously doing a good job because you're trying to get to her best mate, through impressing her.

She would have admired that

 

[The Large One]

Everybody needs to know that little nugget. Thats half the point of doing it in the first place.

What, being rooted up the tradesman's entrance by a neo-Nazi? Sounds like your choice of women needs riasing a notch or two. Thanks, Les.

So we've had...
- a girlfriend who still fancies her ex-girlfriend
- a girlfriend who prefers shopping
- a girl who likes jackboots, hates blacks and Asians, but likes ramming you up the Gary?

I'm sure Billy Bragg could write a song about you.

 

[NMH]

Hmmm, I am thinking of dumping you for gayness right this minute. Maybe you shouldn't have told her the tale of a man with broken brains being taught to think and riddle again in sleep with dreams of chattermouths with thumbs like exclamations and x-rays of their spleens as the final garnished spot of questions.


You shouldn't worry about this end, you know. Now you have the option to control again rather than sit, query and wait.
Sometimes people simply cannot match or don't show enough compatability to work hard for. No one rests villainous at the close.

Are you, like, posting from the other side - or what kind of cough-mixture are you actually on

 

[Les Biehn]

What, being rooted up the tradesman's entrance by a neo-Nazi? Sounds like your choice of women needs riasing a notch or two. Thanks, Les.

So we've had...
- a girlfriend who still fancies her ex-girlfriend
- a girlfriend who prefers shopping
- a girl who likes jackboots, hates blacks and Asians, but likes ramming you up the Gary?

I'm sure Billy Bragg could write a song about you.

I think you have missed something here TLO, she rammed me up her gary.

 

[tedebear]

I think you have missed something here TLO, she rammed me up her gary.

Who's Gary?

 

[Les Biehn]

"she still had a bit of a thing for her ex-girlfriend."


explain?

They went out for two years before I meet her and still lived together. She got together with me but dumped me three time because she still had feelings for this other girl. Still I got a couple of nice threes ups out of it.