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D Block blue

Active member
Feb 23, 2009
534
West Sussex la la la
John Terry has been out injured and Kate Middleton is suddenly pregnantpunk:

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Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Maybe it's my current mood, my football team or because I'm fighting the onset of middle-age and the only weapons at my disposal are impotent rage, an ability to use long words and generally waving my fist at God and his little joke with the nasal hair he has now blessed me with. But I genuinely don't care anymore about the royals one way or other.

This news of the pregnancy reminds me of the lyrics to 'the people who grinned themselves to death' by the Housemartins.
 




Durlston

"You plonker, Rodney!"
NSC Patron
Jul 15, 2009
9,936
Haywards Heath
I reckon she had a massive orgy with four different blokes who all shot their muck up her and she's worried sick that William may not be the father. :thumbsup:
 


jakarta

Well-known member
May 25, 2007
15,725
Sullington
Maybe it's my current mood, my football team or because I'm fighting the onset of middle-age and the only weapons at my disposal are impotent rage, an ability to use long words and generally waving my fist at God and his little joke with the nasal hair he has now blessed me with. But I genuinely don't care anymore about the royals one way or other.

This news of the pregnancy reminds me of the lyrics to 'the people who grinned themselves to death' by the Housemartins.

On the other hand if it's a girl it may grow up to have a spectacular Middleton ARSE, surely a good thing for future generations?
 
















Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
If it's twins, which one gets to be king or queen - or can they have a job share?
 


BensGrandad

New member
Jul 13, 2003
72,015
Haywards Heath
If a boy it doesn't matter what his name is as his grandfather's name is Charles but when he becomes king he is going to take the title of King George VII as a mark of respect and a tribute to his grandfather George VI and his mother.
 








BensGrandad

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Jul 13, 2003
72,015
Haywards Heath
If it's twins, which one gets to be king or queen - or can they have a job share?

If one is boy as the law stands at the moment, but is the subject of a change, he would become the 1st heir if twins of the same sex one is obviously born before the other even 1 min so that one would take the position.
 








rocker959

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Jan 22, 2011
2,802
Plovdiv Bulgaria
Another reptile hehehe for David Ike
 


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