Does anyone think KevTheApe is an ironic, comic creation from the mind of a GENIUS?

[Kev the Ape]

Has anyone else noticed this, 'I have had a COUPLE of blow jobs, FIVE from my ex slut and LOADS from my other g-friend'

yeah listen the slut kept saying i am shit at them so she just went for it, and Amy was like yeh ok lets getting started in here.

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

Has anyone else noticed this, 'I have had a COUPLE of blow jobs, FIVE from my ex slut and LOADS from my other g-friend'

I missed it.

Another Kev classic. Oh! Christ! Pass the tissues.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Kinkygerbil- Are you the poster who suggested his mum sold more than a withdean wager? If so

that would be me

 

[John Boy]

yeah listen the slut kept saying i am shit at them so she just went for it, and Amy was like yeh ok lets getting started in here.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

kev you are my hero, have you got any chat up lines i can use

 

[Kev the Ape]

kev you are my hero, have you got any chat up lines i can use

Is that the north star in the sky or is that your face in that star of shining beauty.

 

[John Boy]

have you got any chat up lines i can use

Christ...

 

[Cian]

Christ...

You think gerbil asking is bad, just look at Kevs response...

Jaysus

 

[Trotster]

Kev - your location says in trotter towers - I catagorically deny to all on the board that you live in my towers, concrete or otherwise

 

[Kev the Ape]

Kev - your location says in trotter towers - I catagorically deny to all on the board that you live in my towers, concrete or otherwise

i change it

 

[John Boy]

Have you been on the sugar cubes this afternoon Kev?

 

[Trotster]

i thank you..... kev the ape

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

Is that the north star in the sky or is that your face in that star of shining beauty.

I never had you down as being poetic, Kev. Pathetic maybe, but definitely not poetic.

I thought that you would be more direct. Like,
"You've pulled. Get your coat."

 

[Kev the Ape]

Have you been on the sugar cubes this afternoon Kev?

*Checks the cupboard* nope i aint

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

kev i have just tried your line and i got slapped

 

[Kev the Ape]

kev i have just tried your line and i got slapped

That was quick

 

[John Boy]

Incidently, has anyone received a 'You got somethink against me' PM recently.

Those were the days, you post a Kev the Ape insult, and after your paged refreshed, there was a flashing message saing you had received a PM.

It was almost clockwork

 

[Old Goat]

yeah listen the slut kept saying i am shit at them so she just went for it, and Amy was like yeh ok lets getting started in here.

so Kev, are you saying you are shit at blow jobs?

 

[Old Goat]

Kev is having his tea - but I'm a bit worried that he doesnt know what a blow job actually is.
Or am I the stupid one - surely a bloke receiving a blow job cant actually do anything wrong?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

He might try and wee by mistake She might not like watersports