Does anyone think KevTheApe is an ironic, comic creation from the mind of a GENIUS?

[Northstander]

 

[Blackadder]

"Me and My mum went down to Nimbyland and everyone looked at us real funny!"




That was one of the funniest threads that I have ever read!

 

[Artois]

Kev is priceless. Like dwayne he's unintentionally funny and I don't think he's a made-up character. There was a classic exchange between him and Stumpy Tim a month or so ago, it went something like:

Kev: Arsenal are brilliant I've seen them loads of times
Tim: Isn't it time for your paper round?
Kev: How did you know I did a paper round?
Tim: Oh, just a lucky guess ...

 

[Braders]

He is a young Dwayne. NSC needs to act now or we will be responsible for creating a monster

bit harsh that

 

[Kev the Ape]

Salsa is a dance, she goes there after first aid. She was going to take me one day but that gone out of the window .

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

"Me and My mum went down to Nimbyland and everyone looked at us real funny!"




That was one of the funniest threads that I have ever read!

He's off again on ' How often do you argue?'

Kev: No my new gf makes me wonder why i am with her she different from other girls, she does her christmas shopping in october,, does her christmas cards in september,, And on the 1st of November she has her christmas decorations up:,eek:, She has her tongue peirced and her nose peirced thats why.

Another Kev classisc.

 

[Kev the Ape]

He's off again on ' How often do you argue?'

Kev: No my new gf makes me wonder why i am with her she different from other girls, she does her christmas shopping in october,, does her christmas cards in september,, And on the 1st of November she has her christmas decorations up:,eek:, She has her tongue peirced and her nose peirced thats why.

Another Kev classisc.

i have heard tongue peircings are good for Blowjobs, cant wait for her to get down there.

 

[Trotster]

i have heard tongue peircings are good for Blowjobs, cant wait for her to get down there.

Is your mother aware of this?

 

[Strike]

Time for a Kev the Ape Greatest Hit Thread me thinks. LOL

 

[Braders]

Time for a Kev the Ape Greatest Hit Thread me thinks. LOL

and its only been 3 months

 

[Kev the Ape]

Is your mother aware of this?

I have had a couple of Blowjobs, 5 from MY ex slut, loads from my other ex girlfriend Amy.

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

Is your mother aware of this?

I'll tell her.

"Rose. Do you know what your little boy is doing up here?"

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

I have had a couple of Blowjobs, 5 from MY ex slut, loads from my other ex girlfriend Amy.

Kev. In the adult world, blow jobs and blowing up balloons have different meanings.

 

[John Boy]

I have had a couple of Blowjobs, 5 from MY ex slut, loads from my other ex girlfriend Amy.

I'm sorry, but that is just repulsive

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[John Boy]

Kinkygerbil- Are you the poster who suggested his mum sold more than a withdean wager? If so

 

[Braders]

Kev. In the adult world, blow jobs and blowing up balloons have different meanings.

*notes just in case the matter comes up again*

that bird looked well pissed when i asked her to make a sausage dog

 

[Cian]

I have had a couple of Blowjobs, 5 from MY ex slut, loads from my other ex girlfriend Amy.

You really do go out with slappers, don't you?

Even the Croydon girl I, ahem, lets leave that to another thread....., didn't go down that often....

 

[John Boy]

Has anyone else noticed this, 'I have had a COUPLE of blow jobs, FIVE from my ex slut and LOADS from my other g-friend'

 

[Cian]

Has anyone else noticed this, 'I have had a COUPLE of blow jobs, FIVE from my ex slut and LOADS from my other g-friend'

Hrm...

Kev Can't Count!