DOES anyone KNOW a good solicitor ?

[Ernest]

JUST had the OLD bill at the DOOR saying that they HAVE had complaints about some men at DUKES Mound earlier in the WEEK getting up to NO good in the BUSHES and one answered to MY description. I said IT was a CASE of MISTEAKEN identity and WE weren't UP to no GOOD but it was an accident WHERE my BELT had broken and my trousers HAD slipped round my ankles AND I was simply BENT over to pull them up and MY friend MICHAEL was helping me.

NOW they WANT me to go to Brighton POLICE station for an ID parade. DOES anyone KNOW a good solicitor AS I don't WANT my good name DRAGGED into this ?

 

[Beach Hut]

Finally the truth will out

 

[Deleted User X18H]

There is a good (00)1 in Worthing. A null on fees if no win. Russell up Poynings Mum used to be a Solicitor or something like that.

 

[The Truth]

There's something not adding up with this story!? Have they charged Michael too? Did the bush receive any damage?

 

[jonny.rainbow]

I HEAR you're very GOOD at TAKING the Michael so I WON'T be falling for your STOREYS.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Who made a complaint? Oh, wait, I can guess!

 

[Steve.S]

I know a back street one called Ben Dover

 

[Stat Brother]

I thought it was your friend Paul from the Barbers.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I thought it was your friend Paul from the Barbers.

If this is in ANY way a suggestion our man with a plan is involved in this, I am going to have to oppose you.

The last thing he wants is a paying customer being unable to attend. Judging by the trayload of pies and burgers delivered to Ernie in his East Stand seats(!), he is very highly valued. Unlike the 1901 jokers, he pays for his programme match by match.

He buys merchandise too, like coats and scarfs. If only we were all like Uncle Ernie.

 

[The Truth]

I think Ernest is bending the truth here. I bet a million pounds he was actually taking a shit on Michael, which therefore resulted in Michael rightfully telling the Police.
You are one sick individual Ernest!

 

[Stat Brother]

If this is in ANY way a suggestion our man with a plan is involved in this, I am going to have to oppose you.

The last thing he wants is a paying customer being unable to attend.

How very dare you.

ERNIE has always been able to ATTEND, with or without a working belt.

 

[Gwm]

Try Barry Roux. He's had a good week. Should be able to help.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

What about your friend Michael? I hear he has a reputation for soliciting.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

If you plead GUILTY there will be PLENTY of men to HELP you with your BELT and TROUSERS for about THREE months

 

[T soprano]

As a solicitors I was going to suggest you used ARSE COTTS but after an employer was creaming money out of people's wills I think they are no longer trading

 

[cloud]

it was an accident WHERE my BELT had broken

Easily done after too many cooked breakfasts

 

[Baron Pepperpot]

JUST had the OLD bill at the DOOR saying that they HAVE had complaints about some men at DUKES Mound earlier in the WEEK getting up to NO good in the BUSHES and one answered to MY description. I said IT was a CASE of MISTEAKEN identity and WE weren't UP to no GOOD but it was an accident WHERE my BELT had broken and my trousers HAD slipped round my ankles AND I was simply BENT over to pull them up and MY friend MICHAEL was helping me.

NOW they WANT me to go to Brighton POLICE station for an ID parade. DOES anyone KNOW a good solicitor AS I don't WANT my good name DRAGGED into this ?

No use denying it, the DVD is already on sale in Prowler. GScene will be knocking next...

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Is your frond, Michael, the guy that wrote that book "I tried to be a homosexual, but I was only half in Ernest"?

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

There's something not adding up with this story!? Have they charged Michael too? Did the bush receive any damage?

I think that you find Ernest has never touched a bush in his life!!!

 

[The Wookiee]

There is a good (00)1 in Worthing. A null on fees if no win. Russell up Poynings Mum used to be a Solicitor or something like that.

Russell D