Do you ever have a poo at work ?

[John Dorian]

mine opens inwards

 

[John Dorian]

I'm a bit worried about this.
Doesn't it mean your trousers are dragging all over the piss-splashed floor ?

no easy, I hold the trousers in hand. It gives me more freedom to allow a wider range of log-chopping to occur.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

You guys are all PUSSIES. It's only a bit of shit FFS.

 

[pasty]

I do quite enjoy a relaxing dump at work, although the toilets must be empty on the way in, and I hate it if anyone comes in mid-dump. Even worse if someone starts to use the cubicle next door.

 

[Easy 10]

no easy, I hold the trousers in hand. It gives me more freedom to allow a wider range of log-chopping to occur.

But then one of your hands is occupied with keeping hold of your trollies, whilst the other performs the cleaning-up exercise. How do you tear off the tissue one-handed ? It sounds like an absolute MINEFIELD.

 

[vitusvivi]

I find it quite exilerating...

 

[Simster]

But then one of your hands is occupied with keeping hold of your trollies, whilst the other performs the cleaning-up exercise. How do you tear off the tissue one-handed ? It sounds like an absolute MINEFIELD.

That's because it is. Although in fairness, I can't relate to your image of piss splashed floors. It simply doesn't happen in my work-toilet arena.

On the other hand, piss splashed toilet seats are an every day hazard (which is shocking) and I once worked in a company in Surbiton where trap 1 was out of action for a whole week because someone literally shat on the back of the seat. Yes, somehow their arse MISSED the bog completely.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Has anyone here ever managed to do a shit without weeing at the same time? It's impossible! Even if you didn't need a piss beforehand some always slips out. This even happens to me if I'm erect.

 

[Amsterdam Albion]

I hate it when someone tries the door midcrap!! Are they blind can't they see it is locked, can't they smell!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I LOVE the smell of my own shit, especially hangover shits or after eating something spicy

 

[captinsham]

I LOVE the smell of my own shit, especially hangover shits or after eating something spicy

wtf ??

 

[Amsterdam Albion]

I am eating my dinner, sausages is on the menu!!!

 

[mattb]

i normally shit about 3 times at work - wastes time

nothing better than getting paid to do something you love eh

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

I love screwing the toilet roll up in a ball to wipe my arse, efficient and effective.

 

[Easy 10]

in fairness, I can't relate to your image of piss splashed floors. It simply doesn't happen in my work-toilet arena

Well....you SAY that.
Look, I'm not wading through rivers of piss to get to the toilet at work. I don't work at Fratton Park or anything. But have you ever had a piss whilst wearing a pair of shorts ? There is inevitably a small amount of "piss mist" that comes back out isn't there ? I can feel it a little bit on my shins sometimes. And I'm sure during the course of a day, a fair amount of piss mist must come out and gather on the floor.

I'm just worried about John Dorians trousers dragging through all that.

 

[Dave the OAP]

I do quite enjoy a relaxing dump at work, although the toilets must be empty on the way in, and I hate it if anyone comes in mid-dump. Even worse if someone starts to use the cubicle next door.

i agree

but americans dont worry about that at all. I was in phili in july at work minding my business and this bloke came into the next cubicle and it was like Jurassic park, the noise was incedible.

Eventually I came out the loo and he was there washing his hands and turned to me and said " thats better i love a good shit".

 

[Easy 10]

i agree

but americans dont worry about that at all. I was in phili in july at work minding my business and this bloke came into the next cubicle and it was like Jurassic park, the noise was incedible.

Eventually I came out the loo and he was there washing his hands and turned to me and said " thats better i love a good shit".

That made me LARF
Good one Dave.

 

[Billy the Fish]

As my job takes me to different companies, I have the pleasure of soiling other peoples toilets

 

[chesneyhawkes]

I love a good spine jangling back breaker at work, but my wife says girls dont curl one out in the office bogs which i personally find bizarre. Can any other women confirm that this is a men only thing?

 

[John Dorian]

But then one of your hands is occupied with keeping hold of your trollies, whilst the other performs the cleaning-up exercise. How do you tear off the tissue one-handed ? It sounds like an absolute MINEFIELD.

easy, never fear we have a cleaner that comes by at the start of every morning. However, up until today, and up until your post I didnt consider the damaging effect that PISS-SPRAY could have on my expensive suit trousers...

And I know what you mean about PISS-SPRAY, sometimes the feeling is wierdly good on a hot day...or is that just me ?

And DTG, that almost made me piss myself !!! Somehow his "I love a good shit" quote makes the noise and smell alright ?!?

Oh, I had a shit at work today that smelt like i'd boiled a dozen eggs and smashed them in an urn...disgraceful but loved the smell !!!