Do you ever have a poo at work ?

[beorhthelm]

Is this wierd as well ?
whenever I am having a dump, I always have to take one leg out of the trousers

yes, yes it is.

work poo's are a bit of a dilema if the toilet paper is crap. my previous employer had andrex so that no problem, but my current office has selected somthing far harsher and less absorbant. i have switched from delibertly taking my dumps at work (paid to shit, save cost of loo roll etc) to avoiding it if i can.

 

[mr sheen]

I ask this as I personally do.
However, one of my mates at uni refused to go anywhere BUT his house (some hygiene issues there) and would hold it in for hours before getting home and opening the gates.
Also, if I'm honest, and if I'm walking out of the house on my way to work, and I feel the need for a dump, I'll hold it in just so i can be PAID to go for a dump.

Having visited student homes, I can not understand why anyone would want to take a shit in such unhygenic, and almost certainly bog roll less surroundings. The Sheen won't be caught out that way again.

 

[captinsham]

I ask this as I personally do.
However, one of my mates at uni refused to go anywhere BUT his house (some hygiene issues there) and would hold it in for hours before getting home and opening the gates.
Also, if I'm honest, and if I'm walking out of the house on my way to work, and I feel the need for a dump, I'll hold it in just so i can be PAID to go for a dump.

this thread is "shit "

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Holding a poo in for ages then simply letting it dangle it's way out with very little squeezing effort is satisfying. I need one now, but I can't be bothered to get up yet, so I'm gunna hold him in for a bit.

 

[Easy 10]

Mr and Mrs Brown are currently waiting in the departure lounge as a type, so I will be indulging in some excremental activity in the very near future in the works toilet. Then its my tea round.

 

[Brighton till i die]

i have a turtle head popping out as i missed my regular 11am slot as i was stuck in a f***ing meeting.

always lay sheets tho- 4 down the sides and 3 at the back of the seat!

 

[JJ McClure]

make sure you wash your hands Easy

 

[Easy 10]

make sure you wash your hands Easy

I probably will. Although its not like my fingers will be touching any faeces, so I don't know why eveeryone makes such a big DEAL out of it.

 

[Marc]

I probably will. Although its not like my fingers will be touching any faeces, so I don't know why eveeryone makes such a big DEAL out of it.

slippage through torn paper

 

[Easy 10]

slippage through torn paper

I'm always careful to avoid this. I fold several sheets together, and my nails are always closely clipped, so there is little danger of any inadvertant tissue laceration even during the most vigerous of wipes.

 

[Simster]

I probably will. Although its not like my fingers will be touching any faeces, so I don't know why eveeryone makes such a big DEAL out of it.

This reminds me of that SHITHOUSE advert with the kids handing out single pieces of tissue paper.

Now I'm all for saving the planet and doing my bit for the environment, but when I sit on the CRAPPER, I like to be armed with a neatly folded wedge of bog paper, at least 4 layers thick. The length isn't all that important but the thickness most certainly is. I simply WILL NOT risk touching said faeces when wiping up chagnuts.

 

[Simster]

I'm always careful to avoid this. I fold several sheets together, and my nails are always closely clipped, so there is little danger of any inadvertant tissue laceration even during the most vigerous of wipes.

Commendable behaviour.

 

[Easy 10]

This reminds me of that SHITHOUSE advert with the kids handing out single pieces of tissue paper.

Now I'm all for saving the planet and doing my bit for the environment, but when I sit on the CRAPPER, I like to be armed with a neatly folded wedge of bog paper, at least 4 layers thick. The length isn't all that important but the thickness most certainly is. I simply WILL NOT risk touching said faeces when wiping up chagnuts.

Like me then, you're thorough and take the proper precauations. Thats reassuring. If I ever break my right hand or arm, I'll know who to come and ask for a proper good wiping then.

(My left hand is about as much use as tits on a nun when it comes to a proper arse-wiping, so someone else WOULD have to do it for me).

 

[John Dorian]

oh joyous tuesday afternoon NSC is making me laugh !!! brilliant !!

 

[British Bulldog]

I dont dump at work unless I really have to, You either get some fucker turns the light off on purpose leaving you to finish the job in the dark, Or because of the strange set up we have there's allways someone who thinks it's funny to flush the cistern while your sat on the bog.

 

[Brighton till i die]

i hate coming out the bogs are doing a smelly dump just incase anyone walks in!!

i wait for ages til the coast is clear, quickly clean my hands off and bolt outt the door.



whats worse is when you havenmt done at poo but you walk in just as the shitter is leaving after dropping his kids off at the pool - then as you wash yourhands after an innocent wee, someone wals in and think YOU did the poo afterall.... nightmare eh

 

[Easy 10]

Is this wierd as well ?
whenever I am having a dump, I always have to take one leg out of the trousers

I'm a bit worried about this.
Doesn't it mean your trousers are dragging all over the piss-splashed floor ?

 

[Napper]

anyone else open the toilet doors with just their little finger to minimise germ contamination ?

 

[Brighton till i die]

anyone else open the toilet doors with just their little finger to minimise germ contamination ?

na mate i use my COCK

 

[NMH]

anyone else open the toilet doors with just their little finger to minimise germ contamination ?

Shirt sleeve, or a tissue.

All toilet doors should open outwards, so no need to touch the handle at all.