Did you know........? A thread full of useless facts

[Hannibal smith]

The first reserve goalkeeper to be sent off after coming on the field of play after the first choice goalkeeper had been sent off is none other than John Keeley. (Colchester V Hereford 1996 - I read that in my football fact book on the toilet last night)

 

[The Large One]

La Paz, in Bolivia, the highest capital city in the world, does not have a Fire Brigade. It is too high up to allow enough oxygen for fire to take effect.

 

[looney]

afghanastan is the only country that begin with a and doesn't end with a !

Aden?
Azerbijan?

 

[Braders]

DAMN ok i spent £20.89 in the seagull shop on wednesday!

 

[desprateseagull]

you cant fold paper more than 8 times

........ if you fold a piece of paper 42 times, it's height will be further than the distance from Earth to the Moon.....FACT!

try it- even large sheets, v thin paper wont go in half
any more....

a great bet after a few drinks!

 

[Eggmundo]

Technically by Law, all Hackney cabs are obliged to carry a bale of Hay in their boot.
Same as all motorists should technically have a device for producing a naked flame (e.g. box of matches etc.) so if their lamps go out they can re-light them.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

If you start rotating your right foot in a clockwise direction (under the table), then draw a number six in the air with your right hand, your foot will disobey you and go anti-clockwise

 

[BrightonBird]

Ive just tried it and it does!

 

[Icy Gull]

If you start rotating your right foot in a clockwise direction (under the table), then draw a number six in the air with your right hand, your foot will disobey you and go anti-clockwise

Bloody hell he's right!

 

[Braders]

no mine still went clock -wise - i'm a freak !

 

[BrightonBird]

Must be, or you were doing it really slow. Told everyone in the office now. Loads of people twiddling their feet around at the moment!

 

[desprateseagull]

1 n 4 were left handed on the moon

odd, when the national average is 1 in 10.... and you really
need someone to depend on... lefties were deemed strange
(in, latin = sinister?)

 

[Seagullible]

Despite looking, acting and on occasions admitting it (), Safeway is not actually gay :safeway

 

[Artois]

Aden?
Azerbijan?

Azerbaijan, ok.

but Aden is not a country.

 

[BrightonBird]

I'm left handed and I was told that left handed people are more intelligent.

 

[zefarelly]

mine just twitched . . . . .but Im a leftie

a pigs orgasm lasts over 1/2 an hour

 

[Blackadder]

It is impossible to keep you eyes open when you sneeze.

 

[Braders]

i'm left handed so WRONG

 

[REDLAND]

If you start rotating your right foot in a clockwise direction (under the table), then draw a number six in the air with your right hand, your foot will disobey you and go anti-clockwise

 

[smudge]

Did you know the average length the penis is 6 inches?
The average depth of the vagina is approx 10 inches?

What does this mean?

There are 230,335 miles of spare c***t in Britain!!