Did McCartney give her a slap?

[Man of Harveys]

I can't believe that my all-time musical hero would lay his finger on another woman, as she's accusing him of doing today (although some might say she needs it). If she takes him to court, she won't have a leg to stand on etc etc. But - did he slap her, northern-style or not?

One things for sure: he must be ruing the day he met the big-titted gold-digging monoped.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Of course he did. The northern twat.

 

[Mr Banana]

I can already hear the campaigners muttering about how "you never can tell" etc, but I'd be highly f***ing surprised if it was true.

I like the way the papers make murmurings about drugs in the first few paragraphs as if he's a smackhead, only to (highly surprisingly) reveal that he smoked a bit of weed while they were together.

 

[Trufflehound]

Was he slapping her, or just sanding her down?

 

[Parson Henry]

Was he slapping her, or just sanding her down?

Why don't you from a splinter group to follow this school of thought.

 

[Man of Harveys]

It is an amazing revelation, that he takes "illegal drugs". Whodda thunk it?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

It is an amazing revelation, that he takes "illegal drugs". Whodda thunk it?

Yeah...I mean also no way did they touch anything in the 60s...

 

[bhaexpress]

Clearly got a chip on her shoulder as well as her leg.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

He was probably the inspiration behind Northern Calypso.

I go down't pub and I have 10 pints
I think I'm gettin' plastered.
I go back 'ome and I beat up wife
cos I'm a big fat northern bastard.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

All norterners knock Women about,it's a birthright.
Scouse ****.

 

[Guinness Boy]

A terrible accident strikes at a South African mine. Quite a few miners are crushed by falling machinery. Miraculously no one is killed but Pieter and Hansie both lose legs. Watching each other in hospital Pieter turns to Hansie and says 'we're facked - who the hell would want a one legged gold digger?' To which Hansie replies 'well, we could always try Paul McCartney....'

 

[Trufflehound]

Why does this thread remind me of that classic Pete 'n' Dud sketch...


"I have nothing against your right leg. The trouble is..... neither do you."

 

[Man of Harveys]

To the tune of Help! (and yes I know it's by Lennon)
Smack!
I told you before
Smack!
You one-legged whore
Smack smack smack smack

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I used to bash the birds until they did what I would say
But now it's not the same as 1964
I pushed her over, her balance went, she fell against the door

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Clearly got a chip on her shoulder as well as her leg.

What is she doing with her leg on her shoulder?

 

[bhaexpress]

No wonder she's hopping mad though.

 

[cannedheat]

It might have been in a sexual way, you know sort of SM kind of thing.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

I bet she thought bit was 'plane' sailing......coat

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I jsut wanted her to say that he hit her with her own leg!!


Is that wrong?

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

I jsut wanted her to say that he hit her with her own leg!!


Is that wrong?

yes. Your very naughty

 

[NMH]

A husband should have a RIGHT to slap his wife. In Kazahkstan you can trade her in for a horse