a ridiculously annoying cornish prat. his voice irritates me to the very core. he thinks hes funny and hes not, thinks hes clever and hes not, and thinks everyone is going to be interested n his drab boring stories about what they do down in cornwall. every time i hear the words 'down our way...' i really want to take his head off. to top it off, he has the WORST dress sense in the world. most often, he wears shiny boots, jeans, a shirt and a red waistcoat, tooped off stylishly with a green leather jacket that comes down to his feet. he has what seems to be ARSE HAIR for a beard and a BLOODY PONYTAIL!!! GRRRRRRRR :US:
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Describe the most annoying tosser in your immediate working vicinity
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Pretty pink fairy
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can't think why ............ bloody impotency
Pretty pink fairy
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oh its me! 
Pretty pink fairy
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go and get it cut off then !
daveinprague
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Not impotent yet, and viagra there when that disaster befalls me.....
as for pony tails....only thing under a pony's tail is a pony's arse....
as for pony tails....only thing under a pony's tail is a pony's arse....
bhaexpress
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Asked and answered, you're right, they look ridiculous and say one thing about the wearer, tosser !
She's cute, brunette with brown eyes. She's annoying because she keeps shitting in the plant pot outside the back door !!!!
But she is a cat as I work from home
But she is a cat as I work from home
Pretty pink fairy
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that spanish golfer has done OK, Angel jizzinmeface or whatever his name is ,anyway what were you expecting a slack old gash and an arse that needs a re bore
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daveinprague
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I think my girl is very beautiful, so everything working well at the moment...... if I was just seeing hags...it could be an issue haha
Pretty pink fairy
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Stinky.
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daveinprague
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and what does she think of you
She is still with me after 2 years and is 30 years my junior...
Im doing fine apparently.
Pretty pink fairy
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i think you've styled yourself along the lines of Peter stringfellow , fair play for that but have you made a willShe is still with me after 2 years and is 30 years my junior...
Im doing fine apparently.
daveinprague
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lol
yeah, my daughter gets it all... and im no peter stringfellow....
to be honest, I dont spend any more on her than I would any other girlfriend.... if we eat out...she eats salad...cheap as chips...
yeah, my daughter gets it all... and im no peter stringfellow....
to be honest, I dont spend any more on her than I would any other girlfriend.... if we eat out...she eats salad...cheap as chips...
Pretty pink fairy
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Mackenzie
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An interfering control freak bitch with a drinking problem. Silly cow.
Pretty pink fairy
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best end the relationship know then.
grummitts gloves
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Got a Slovakian woman who is supposed to be the office manager, except she doesn't have a clue about what we do. When she answers the phone, she shouts out the name of the person who the call is for without even looking round to see if that person is even in the office. Also likes to think we are there for her benefit rather than the other away around.
Pretty pink fairy
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mmmmmmm those Xmas office partys have a lot to answer for