Death to Chavs

[Les Biehn]

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Your best ever post Thomas.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

I lived in Hampshire for a while. There was a lot of people like you. Scary place. Scary people. Nice to be back in BN1 where the London Road chavs are good to their muvvas and wouldn't harm a FLEA.

But I am not scary. Not unless I have to be, you really wouldn't know unless you really pissed me off. And even then, I will smile and be polite whilst I adjust your nose.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

But I am not scary. Not unless I have to be, you really wouldn't know unless you really pissed me off. And even then, I will smile and be polite whilst I adjust your nose.

You sound like a nastier piece of work than any chav I ever met mate

 

[Les Biehn]

*carefully zips up jacket and heads towards the exit*

 

[Nibble]

I lived in Hampshire for a while. There was a lot of people like you. Scary place. Scary people. Nice to be back in BN1 where the London Road chavs are good to their muvvas and wouldn't harm a FLEA. And the honest upright citizens don't 'enjoy chav-baiting'

Yeah, they mightbe nice to their mothers, or their family, but they don't give a shit about your Mum or your family.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Holy f***ing shit I forgot about that. The rage is building Tone

Sorry mate

 

[Les Biehn]

Sorry mate

Your not wrong, I am very red and cross at the moment.

 

[Cian]

But I am not scary. Not unless I have to be, you really wouldn't know unless you really pissed me off. And even then, I will smile and be polite whilst I adjust your nose.

Any chance you want a job with Operation Dutch Gold here? Its the anti-skanger police operation in west Dublin, and we need people like you

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

You're a nastier piece of work than any chav I ever met mate

Not strictly true. I prefer to live by the maxim "a subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence". The violence is a last resort once I have exhausted all other options, and only then if violence is offered first.

Did you know I am training to be Primary School teacher, and I am officially considered to be a "soft touch"?!

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Any chance you want a job with Operation Dutch Gold here? Its the anti-skanger police operation in west Dublin, and we need people like you

Why not relocate the Polis from North of the border - they have a superb capacity for "fixing" problems one way or another!

Anyway, my next visit there will be to Slane Castle for the festival once I can find out who is headlining.... Rumour has it that it could be ACDC, in which case I could fit in some chav sport during the day....

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Yeah, they mightbe nice to their mothers, or their family, but they don't give a shit about your Mum or your family.

What, cos they wear a bad white tracksuit and a bit of gold and have an evil-looking dog? The same self-righteous citizens beat the shit out of punks in the seventies because of these scary-looking youths and just made themselves look a bit crap in the process.

I blame the pop industry for leaving the kidz of today with no decent kiddie rebellion figure since M&M, just terminally cliched rap artists and the UK likes of Blazing Squad and that wanker out of Towers Of London. Where's the home-grown anarchistic ROLE MODELS

 

[Nibble]

The best approach is to be as polite as you can until there is no other option but to employ some simple yet devastating violence. you do not even have to really hurt someone if you know what you are doing, just restrain them long enough to make them look foolish in front of their friends and not get you in trouble with the police.

I certainly would not go looking for trouble but there comes a point where you have to be a bit forceful and not get walked over.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

What, cos they wear a bad white tracksuit and a bit of gold and have an evil-looking dog? The same self-righteous citizens beat the shit out of punks in the seventies because of these scary-looking youths and just made themselves look a bit crap in the process.

I blame the pop industry for leaving the kidz of today with no decent kiddie rebellion figure since M&M, just terminally cliched rap artists and the UK likes of Blazing Squad and that wanker out of Towers Of London. Where's the home-grown anarchistic ROLE MODELS

True. It's sad that they all get tagged the same way because of how they dress. My eldest has friends that dress like rap artists, despite coming from respectable middle class homes and having to be in bed by 10 during the week...and being whiter than a sheet!

It's not the ones that "dress up" that cause the problems, it's the ones that deliberately push the attitude in your face. All we want is a bit of respect, not to have to listen to the foul and abusive language, or be threatened because Ryan has had a bottle of white lightning and wants to show Shazza what a hard man he is.

 

[Nibble]

What, cos they wear a bad white tracksuit and a bit of gold and have an evil-looking dog? The same self-righteous citizens beat the shit out of punks in the seventies because of these scary-looking youths and just made themselves look a bit crap in the process.

I blame the pop industry for leaving the kidz of today with no decent kiddie rebellion figure since M&M, just terminally cliched rap artists and the UK likes of Blazing Squad and that wanker out of Towers Of London. Where's the home-grown anarchistic ROLE MODELS

I have never beaten the shit out of anyone in my life. I am not talking about people who appear to be aggressive or no good. I am talking about people who genuinley are fuckers to other people and show no respect to anyone. There is a differance. I understand that some people look worse than they are and that is no fault of their own. I am talking about genuine fuckers who go out of there way to be a bastard.

I am happy to live and let live. You are getting my argument all wrong.

 

[Les Biehn]

But without Chavs Primark will go out of business.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

But without Chavs Primark will go out of business.

Yes, yes it will.

 

[Les Biehn]

I was in the pub with nibble one night when 6 blokes charged in and grabbed another bloke, pulling him outside and started leathering the shit out of him. Nibble was the first person out there, not kick off but breaking it up because he felt no matter what the bloke had done he didn't deserve to be pasted by 6 others.

Not really the actions of a thug looking for violence before anyone suggests otherwise..

 

[Nibble]

I was in the pub with nibble one night when 6 blokes charged in and grabbed another bloke, pulling him outside and started leathering the shit out of him. Nibble was the first person out there, not kick off but breaking it up because he felt no matter what the bloke had done he didn't deserve to be pasted by 6 others.

Not really the actions of a thug looking for violence before anyone suggests otherwise..

thanks fella

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It's not the ones that "dress up" that cause the problems, it's the ones that deliberately push the attitude in your face. All we want is a bit of respect, not to have to listen to the foul and abusive language, or be threatened because Ryan has had a bottle of white lightning and wants to show Shazza what a hard man he is.

Fair enough, but you saying things like "I like chavs. I used to consider them personal training. My wife and kids also enjoy chav-baiting" get the warning bells flashing. Thought blood-sports had been outlawed, even in Hampshire? Apparently not. Tally ho!

 

[Les Biehn]

thanks fella

You were getting a bit physical with that chap down dukes mound last week though. God knows why they hold wrestling matches down there. And some of the costumes. Unbelieve.