dead celebrity sweepstakes

[Giraffe]

Frank Carson, you heard it first. I will even give you a time and place. Feb 8th Grand Hotel, Brighton, about 9.30-10 ish.

 

[Frutos]

Which ones he, cos the taller one who did that shite superhero comedy, and lives near Chichester.
Did last years L'etape, a mountain stage race on the Tour de France route (cycling), so I doubt he's close to croaking it.

That's the other one, Hugh Dennis.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Wisdom's a good shout, but dementia patients can last for ages.

I vote minelli

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Zsa Zsa Gabor and Michael Foot - 98 & 95 respectively!

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Whitney Houston is a good outside bet. Isn't it about time Bruce Forsyth said Goodbye?

 

[Trufflehound]

Zsa Zsa Gabor and Michael Foot - 98 & 95 respectively!

The original Zsa Zsa Gabor may have been born 98 years ago, but are there any original parts of her left? I'd say her average age is somewhere around 30. She's probably got a few years in her yet - depending on when the guarantee runs out.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Can't be arsed reading it all...

Whats the name of the elderly bespectacled heavy smoking chairman of a south coast league one team?....

 

[Barrow Boy]

Ken Dodd

 

[Jim D]

Is Harty 'in the know'? I'll have Amy Winehouse.

 

[cannedheat]

Blair, and I don't mean Lionel.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

At work we have a dream team death list,points for every year that someone snuffs it under a hundred,ie Amy whinehouse snuffs it at 23,77 points ,bingo.
In the tansfer window I've gone for Bhutto's son,only 19,could clean up,I also have pete docherty,whinehouse,Maggie,imran khan,norman wisdom,and bruce forsyth,gone for youth and experiance.

 

[mona]

Greg Stanley? Bill Archer?

 

[Frutos]

Greg Stanley? Bill Archer?

We can only hope.

 

[bhafc99]

I'll go for ex-World Chess champion Bobby Fischer.

 

[bhafc99]

I'll go for ex-World Chess champion Bobby Fischer.

God I'm good at this.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7195840.stm

 

[The Wookiee]

Michael Jackson

 

[Pavilionaire]

Ken Dodd

I thought Ken Dodd popped his clogs a while back?

 

[Buzzer]

I thought Ken Dodd popped his clogs a while back?

nah, you're thinking of his Dad's dog.

 

[Mendoza]

Fidel Castro must be on his way upstairs!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The sight of you in your cycling shorts might just finish him off!