David Beckham........

[hitony]

My source (very sound and positve source) informs me that David Beckham was seen with Tony Bloom, My source did not want me to reveal this information, but i felt I had a duty to let you know..............

You heard it here first

 

[Lord Bamber]

Bloody JCL

 

[Publius Ovidius]

ban

 

[Paddy B]

Who is David Beckam?

 

[OSRGull]

Yeah you know that person, David Beckam. . .

 

[Everest]

I don't believe it... unless Rebecca Loos was also seen there

 

[seagullondon]

cheeky

 

[Lord Bamber]

I don't believe it... unless Rebecca Loos was also seen there

Nah she wasnt there, she was wanking a pig.

 

[hitony]

Who is David Beckam?

The power of the MOD......check again ....

 

[hitony]

You lot wait ....I am right!!!!........Dave,.....(as he lets his mates call him) ....WILL be playing for us.......WATCH THIS SPACE

 

[Seagull over Canaryland]

More chance of Victoria Beckham starting up front for us on Aug 6.......

 

[driller]

who is tony bloom

 

[El Presidente]

Oh Posh Spice is a slapper
She enjoys a quick wham slam
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of David Beckham

It could work, you never know

 

[severnside gull]

clearly rubbish because I am reliably informed that they are already preparing the welcome for David along the coast at St Mary's.

Indeed Nigel has already told the rest of the team that with David on board, no-one will be able to keep up but, just in case, he plans to use the transfer window to also buy up the best players from each of the opposing teams.................................

 

[Gwylan]

More chance of Victoria Beckham starting up front for us on Aug 6.......

Nah, she won't come here, Gary Hart's gone now

 

[Beach Hut]

Have you been at the magic mushrooms again, young man

 

[Giraffe]

You lot may laugh at my fellow mod, but I have heard the exact same thing. Both seen together in an exclusive hotel near Arundel.

 

[Bean]

Ban him

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Oh Posh Spice is a slapper
She enjoys a quick wham slam
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of David Beckham

It could work, you never know

No. The rhyme is all wrong, don't get me started on the reason.

 

[severnside gull]

............. seen together in an exclusive hotel near Arundel.

halfway to Southampton.....................................I rest my case m'lud.