Danielle Jones would so get it

[Uncle Spielberg]

What an absolute Babe. I know I am easily old enough to be her Dad, grand Dad even but I don't f***ing care. Lock up your Daughters Spielberg is out.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Its not been the Same since Ruby left

A girl I know is really good friends with her

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

A girl I know is really good friends with her

Can you ask if she would be interested in a broke middle aged man with no career prospects greying and receeding with a slight belly ?. I may be what she has been looking for.

 

[1066gull]

you sound just like my Dad

 

[BensGrandad]

Make the most of her on Eastenders, she'll be a gonna soon.

Havent they just extended her contract and she said she has some interesting storylines coming up.

 

[wehatepalace]

That was the first EVER 12 cert movie I went to see at the flicks. I was only 11 at the time, and that scene was a REVELATION at the time.

http://img158.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=99726_samantha_janus_37_900lo.jpg

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

you sound just like my Dad

He is OBVIOUSLY a Man of great taste AID.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Can you ask if she would be interested in a broke middle aged man with no career prospects greying and receeding with a slight belly ?. I may be what she has been looking for.

I'm sure she'll be interested.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I'm sure she'll be interested.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

This is what I am talking about.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/89/Li_Chong.jpg/200px-Li_Chong.jpg

 

[Zesh Rehman]

That Danielle is my future wife

 

[ali jenkins]

I would f***ing RUIN that!!!!

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

I never realised how AMAZING Louisa Lytton is

Might have to 'ave a go' myself.

 

[bright1064]

http://img158.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=99726_samantha_janus_37_900lo.jpg

You sir, are a LEGEND!

 

[Timbo]

http://img158.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=99726_samantha_janus_37_900lo.jpg

Right. You've had a look, now piss off! Quality.

 

[Timbo]

Oh dear. That I'm afraid, is perfection. I'd smash that into the middle of next week.

 

[desprateseagull]

end of thread, surely.

 

[Gritt23]

God, it's threads like this that make me realise how old I am ..... and how young this board is.

 

[El Presidente]

God, it's threads like this that make me realise how old I am ..... and how young this board is.

I am so glad that someone else thinks the same way.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I would f***ing RUIN that!!!!

No you wouldn't. You'd get her home and she'd be like "Come on Jenkins, give it to me baby" and you'd bottle it I reckon.