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Danielle Jones would so get it



El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
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Jul 5, 2003
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¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;2871684 said:
No you wouldn't. You'd get her home and she'd be like "Come on Jenkins, give it to me baby" and you'd bottle it I reckon.

Two minutes explaining that it has never gone off so quickly before and thirty minutes crying I suspect for you young Daniel.
 




Ninja Elephant

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Feb 16, 2009
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¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;2871684 said:
No you wouldn't. You'd get her home and she'd be like "Come on Jenkins, give it to me baby" and you'd bottle it I reckon.

I thought he meant by :tosser: over the dress!
 


Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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She really needs to be f***ed

Of course. And your beautiful chat up line would be an absolute winner, wouldn't it.

If you or any other bloke came up to me and said that, I would hesitate for a split second while I considered whether to punch you in the face or knee you in the nuts. And then probably do both.

I assume you haven't had any for...what...ever? Ever wonder why?
:tosser:
 








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ex eastenders its all about Michelle Ryan

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