Crystal Palace v Brighton & Hove Albion *** Official Match Thread ***

[Mackenzie]

HT 0-0.

 

[Knightsworld]

Gonna put the kettle on!

Tea none please

 

[vulture]

good half well played albion

 

[Art Vs Science]

I'm doing this at the Amex next time I get a CHICKEN pie instead of STEAK.

Handcuffs Speedcuffs and Rigid Handcuffs for Police Officers and Enforcement Officers - Protec UK

 

[Muzzy]

all things considered - they freed him quite quickly. certainly original - although a bit off the cuff

Did they cut his hands off?

 

[severnside gull]

It is, indeed, especially when it's louder than the fans chanting around it.

shades of Bristol City - I wanted to go across and ram the drum up his rear orifice

 

[John Bumlick]

i bet the scouse get was trying to steal the goalposts.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

I think some bloke has handcuffed himself to the goalposts

Search him...take the key off him,abandon the match and leave him there overnight....lubbery jubberly!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Did they cut his hands off?

That would have been wholly excessive.




( you'd only need to chop one off...)

 

[GreersElbow]

Are they announcing premier league scores rather than championship? I assume that's for the fans who also follow London clubs such as Arsenal, Spurs et al

 

[John Bumlick]

8.42pm: There's a break in play at Goodison Park because a small fat man in a baseball cap has sauntered over to Joe Hart's goal and handcuffed himself to the post. It's been a very long day, but I'm pretty sure I'm not hallucinating. He's got his arms either side of the upright with the bracelets round each wrist.

8.44pm: At Goodison Park, the players are standing around looking bemused as lots of stewards and police try to release the bloke who's handcuffed himself to the post, as he tells them all to eff off! Somebody produces a key or bolt-cutters, the cuffs are removed and he's dragged away.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Search him...take the key off him,abandon the match and leave him there overnight....lubbery jubberly!

Would he be offside for the next match?

 

[TKC]

The Palace fans are singing "OUR" song

Better than we do!

 

[TSB]

My dad's summary:
Very good for first 20 minutes then scrappy. Pitch tricky. Ref reputed to be crap. He is.

 

[Mackenzie]

Better than we do!

....and they are absolutely WELCOME to it.......

 

[John Bumlick]

think we'll see Vokes if we need a goal with 15 minutes to go?

 

[glasfryn]

Gonna put the kettle on!

done that and made the coffee ............nice with a home made scone

Albion to score in the second half..................and it will be the winner!!!!!

 

[Seagull on the wing]

It's gonna be 'McShane on 79 minutes.......own goal.

 

[John Bumlick]

oooooh, Monty, Monty! Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty...

 

[WhingForPresident]

think we'll see Vokes if we need a goal with 15 minutes to go?

Give it 20 minutes and I reckon he will be on for Barnes.