There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by the year 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
A scouse bloke is sat in a pub when a gay sits down next to him.
The gay bloke leans over and whispers in his ear
"Would you like a blow job?"
With this the scouser drags the bender outside and proceeds to give him a f***ing good hiding.
The scouser goes back inside the pub whereupon the barman asks
"What did he say?"
The scouser replies
"I dont know something about a f***ing job"