Club Notice Handed Out To North Standers Last Night

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Dear north stand ticket holder

In our bid to improve the match day experience for all fans, we are making you aware of two issues.

3) We are aware that there has been a problem with the number of male toilets in the stand. For an experimental period we are changing one of the Ladies' toilets into a Gentlemen's toilet. The toilet is not being changed to urinals but will remain as stalls. Please respect this facility.
4) We are experiencing a growth in standing at matches in the lower areas of the stand. This causes a great deal of inconvenience to those further up in the stand and is contrary to our safety certificate and ground regulations. We would prefer that people complied with ground regulations without the need for intervention by stewards. However, if people do not comply we will be enforcing the regulations'.

 

[Husty]

Here come the fireworks....

The issue is the number of JCLs who bought Northstand season tickets, relocate the moaners to the east, which never looks more than 75% full in places anyway.

 

[Gazwag]

I think we will find it will go back to usual now these three games are out of the way

 

[8ace]

'Dear north stand ticket holder

In our bid to improve the match day experience for all fans, we are making you aware of two issues.

3) We are aware that there has been a problem with the number of male toilets in the stand. For an experimental period we are changing one of the Ladies' toilets into a Gentlemen's toilet. The toilet is not being changed to urinals but will remain as stalls. Please respect this facility.
4) We are experiencing a growth in standing at matches in the lower areas of the stand. This causes a great deal of inconvenience to those further up in the stand and is contrary to our safety certificate and ground regulations. We would prefer that people complied with ground regulations without the need for intervention by stewards. However, if people do not comply we will be enforcing the regulations'.

"Don't piss on the seat."

 

[Notters]

I got really confused by that loo after the game, thought I'd gone in the wrong one.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"Don't piss on the seat."

One fellow managed to get himself ejected at half time for smoking in the facility. Doh!

 

[del strangefish]

Perhaps it's a dream?
No it's not a dream we're stuck with it!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aia2mKUfxlI

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

What?! Why do us women who already queue for the toilets have to sacrifice one of our sets of toilets?! That's outrageous!!!

 

[wakeytom]

Do you have to spend the whole of half time queuing, so as to choose between the toilet or a pint, when you should really be able to do both

 

[Braders]

Do you have to spend the whole of half time queuing, so as to choose between the toilet or a pint, when you should really be able to do both

are you suggesting they should start serving Harveys in the toilets?

 

[Razi]

I hope they adopt this toilet policy in the East. I don't think I've yet seen a queue for the women's toilets, whereas the men have the Pie/Piss dilemma.

 

[Hove Seagull]

Maybe, on a trial basis, they could hand out empty pint pots when you join the pie queue. Piss in it whilst waiting for the queue, then hand it in to the server when you get to the front, in exchange for a pie and a beer. Maybe, on reflection, this might contravene one or two health and safety rules, however.

 

[8ace]

Maybe, on a trial basis, they could hand out empty pint pots when you join the pie queue. Piss in it whilst waiting for the queue, then hand it in to the server when you get to the front, in exchange for a pie and a beer. Maybe, on reflection, this might contravene one or two health and safety rules, however.

Sell it has Harveys.

 

[smiler]

Sell it has Harveys.

Strongbow beat them to it

 

[DerbyGull]

Perhaps it's a dream?
No it's not a dream we're stuck with it!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aia2mKUfxlI

haha

 

[RM-Taylor]

The North stand do stand, if the moaners don't like it they can easily f*** off elsewhere.

 

[Gazwag]

The North stand do stand, if the moaners don't like it they can easily f*** off elsewhere.

I don't really see how they can "easily" move.

The club agreed to "allow" the rear four rows to stand all game, they didn't have to and in fact them doing so could be seen as being wrong - the first few games everybody sat for most of the game as they should its only been the last three games that everybody has stood, and certainly there have been no complaints from fans that I have heard - but I'm sure with the games coming up it will be back to the same as before.

 

[wakeytom]

are you suggesting they should start serving Harveys in the toilets?

Now that is an idea, how about having a seller who sells to the piss queue?

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

Maybe, on a trial basis, they could hand out empty pint pots when you join the pie queue. Piss in it whilst waiting for the queue, then hand it in to the server when you get to the front, in exchange for a pie and a beer. Maybe, on reflection, this might contravene one or two health and safety rules, however.

You could re sell it in the away end

 

[The_Real_SussexSeagull123]

are you suggesting they should start serving Harveys in the toilets?

haha classic!