Club Notice Handed Out To North Standers Last Night

[Manx Shearwater]

are you suggesting they should start serving Harveys in the toilets?

Run a pipe from the back of the urinals, stick a beer tap on it. Hey presto!!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Sell it has Harveys.

Bensgrandad has reliably informed me that they have been doing that at the brewery for centuries, ever since he owned his first inn during the Middle Ages.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Run a pipe from the back of the urinals, stick a beer tap on it. Hey presto!!

Pee And A Pint Deal!

 

[Drumstick]

My aunt is away and gave her 1901 seat to my gf, She found out last min and had those girly plimsolls they all wear on she was told off, and given a leaflet on the dress code pmsl!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Do you have to spend the whole of half time queuing, so as to choose between the toilet or a pint, when you should really be able to do both

Fair point, although unfortunately it's probably always going to boil down to which need is more pressing. I'd imagine that when half the herberts in the North have consumed a gallon of ale a-piece early doors & forgotten to empty their bladders before KO, I'd wager that he term 'choice' is something of a misnomer. Mind you, at least you can rest asured that there'll never be a queue in the 'Gentleman's Facility' for the sinks & dryers...

 

[Al Bion]

Was a bit cheesed off about there now only being one set of ladies loos in the north, as the one that's been converted to a gents was handily placed just as you go in and right near the bar for when I'm enjoying an after match drink and need a pee, but as I still have yet to queue for a loo at the Amex I can't complain about having to walk a bit further but what I am upset about is that I couldn't use my lucky stall last night (as it's now in the gents) and see what happened, we lost!

 

[Cappers]

'Dear north stand ticket holder

In our bid to improve the match day experience for all fans, we are making you aware of two issues.

3) We are aware that there has been a problem with the number of male toilets in the stand. For an experimental period we are changing one of the Ladies' toilets into a Gentlemen's toilet. The toilet is not being changed to urinals but will remain as stalls. Please respect this facility.
4) We are experiencing a growth in standing at matches in the lower areas of the stand. This causes a great deal of inconvenience to those further up in the stand and is contrary to our safety certificate and ground regulations. We would prefer that people complied with ground regulations without the need for intervention by stewards. However, if people do not comply we will be enforcing the regulations'.

What happened to number 1) and 2)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

What happened to number 1) and 2)

Dunno. We only got 3) and 4)

 

[8ace]

What happened to number 1) and 2)

Someone flushed the toliet.