Chuggers

[Kinky Gerbil]

I have to walk past 2 Starbucks, a Nero, a Costa, a McDonalds and a KFC in order to get to Subway

I could die happy there

 

[The Large One]

I have to walk past 2 Starbucks, a Nero, a Costa, a McDonalds and a KFC in order to get to Subway

Heavens above. Talk about having to choose between shit and faeces for your lunch.

 

[Napper]

just had a KFC....Not had one for years, Zinger , hot wings , coleslaw , mini chicken fillet and chips......... was not all that at all and now feel guilty for the lard. Straight to the gym after work

 

[Falmer Flutter ©]

A chugger (never knew they were called that) once asked me whether I wanted to give £5 for leukaemia.

I said that I didn't want leukaemia and if I did I certainly wouldn't pay for it.*




*Might not have actually happened

 

[Nibble]

A chugger once asked me if I had a freeminute. I said I have 60 free minutes and I don't intend to waste them talking to you.*


*might not actually have happened

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I had forced sex with a chugger*






*might not actually have happened

 

[CHAPPERS]

I went to the local deli for my lunch. Tuna mayo on white with red onion, cucumber, salad leaves (including beetroot leaves, very good for you) and sweetcorn. Followed this up with mango puree and yoghurt.

It was LARVELY.

As for 'chuggers' just tell em to f*** off like Nibble said innit.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I once saw a thread where Kinky Gerbils DIDN'T start posting about rape or anal sex or bestiality.*







*may not actually have happened

 

[colinpants]

A mate of mine is a plumber and he stands there and tries to sell them central heating.

 

[Brovion]

In the early days when they first appeared I stopped and talked to them (didn't sign up though). Then I declined with a smile and a polite 'no thanks'. Now I just ignore them. I had one step in my way outside the KFC in London Road the other day. I didn't swear or anything, just swerved past them.

 

[Les Biehn]

I once saw a thread where Chappers didn't use the term 'init' in some sort of self aware, post mockney manner. *



*definately did not happen.

 

[pasty]

I once read a thread that stuck to the point and every post related to the subject.*

























*Certainly never happened

 

[Badger]

Good news, no chuggers today, I managed to walk all the way to Sainsbury's and back without a clipboard in sight*



*amazingly did actually happen

 

[Mackenzie]

In Abergavenny they line up in 10 meter intervals up the pedestrian precinct so I play a game of gauntlet (like in Gladiators) which involves taking a bit of a run up and dodging the above mentioned charity muggers, it cheers me up really as its a bit grim in Wales. I'm 33 years old!

 

[Kenneth Wattle]

1) Just tell them you already give money to the charity they are promoting.
2) Or say you spoke to their "colleague" on the other side of the road and donated xyz amount.

Either way they are extremely pleased and let you get on with your day.

If you choose option 1, they might even give you one of the free stickers they always have.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I was caught by a rather attractive blonde in Oxford. I ended up signing up for Save The Children, donating a whopping £5 a month. It is still going, 5 years on. One of the payments took me over my O/D limit and I was thumped with a £30 fine.*






* It did happen, unfortunately.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

What did you have in your sub ?

Seamen?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Seamen?

Only if you are rude to the staff.

Ah, see what you did there.

 

[smudge]

Why do they think they're so cool? Very annoying bunch of losers.
Almost as annoying as those litter bugs in Cranbourne St & Bond St, among other places. The ones that are soooo cool cos they're dishing out flyers to a "happening club".
Get a proper job to pay for your glue/smack/smarties you spotty little c**t!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Why do they think they're so cool? Very annoying bunch of losers.
Almost as annoying as those litter bugs in Cranbourne St & Bond St, among other places. The ones that are soooo cool cos they're dishing out flyers to a "happening club".
Get a proper job to pay for your glue/smack/smarties you spotty little c**t!

It's always to some Emo/Indie shitehole club that I've never heard of as well. Mugs!