Christmas Songs

[Hannibal smith]

My wife wants me to make a Chirstmas album but i'm Struggling to think of ANY Christmas songs that aren't shite.

Other than the Pogues and Kirstly Mccall (The fairy tail of the speedboat of New York) and the Waitresses (Christmas Wrapping), I might have to resort to Slade unless I can think of anything better.

Anyone think of any decent or even half decent Christmas songs not made by Cliff Richard? (Now I've got Mistletoe and Wine going round my head)

 

[Beach Hut]

Happy Christmas War is Over - John Lennon

 

[Marc]

this innit: (not for the faint hearted or under 18s)

Kevin Bloody Wilson - Christmas Song Lyrics



Hey Santa claus you !!!!!

Where's me f***ing bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a f***ing letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me f***ing bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you !!!!!

Where's me f***ing pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you f***ing ho ho ho

You forgot me f***ing pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your f***ing reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells f***ing lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old f***ing wanker Forgot me f***ing bike.

You wait you old !!!!, I'm gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your f***ing lights out

"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"

 

[Bakesy]

Feed the world

 

[B.M.F]

stay another day east 17 or anything by any of the top crooners Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra etc

 

[rogue]

Slade
pogues
cliff R

 

[Hannibal smith]

stay another day east 17 or anything by any of the top crooners Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra etc

I never though I'd say this but that East 17 song is ace.

 

[B.M.F]

I never though I'd say this but that East 17 song is ace.

Is the only one they did that was any good though.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

fantasia on Christmas Carols by Vaughan Williams


or better still, bring her along to Lancing College Chapel on 17th December at 7:30 and here it sung by Shoreham Oratorio Choir and full orchestra along with In Terra Pax by George Finzi and lots of Carols.

It'll be great!!!

 

[Hannibal smith]

fantasia on Christmas Carols by Vaughan Williams


or better still, bring her along to Lancing College Chapel on 17th December at 7:30 and here it sung by Shoreham Oratorio Choir and full orchestra along with In Terra Pax by George Finzi and lots of Carols.

It'll be great!!!

A tempting offer Dave but thats a 320 mile round trip for me!

I'll stick to downloading crap off the internet

(hangs his head in shame after downloading an East 17 track)

 

[BUTTERBALL]

I Believe in Father Christmas by Greg Lake is a must for the list

 

[Easy 10]

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas (by Bing ?) is a nice cosy one.

 

[Beach Hut]

Then there is the Daddy of Christmas - Last Christmas by Wham.

One of my favourites.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

surfing usa, beech boys...............er, hang on, no

 

[B.M.F]

Last Christmas by Wham
Rocking around the Christmas tree by Mel Smith and Kim Wilde
2 become 1 by the Spice Girls
What do you get a wookie for christmas when he already has a comb by C3Po and R2D2 ok so it is not the best song in the world but it will make people chuckle.
mad russian christmas by Metallica and the Trans Siberian Orchestra

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

Away in a manger
No crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus,
Sat up and he said:
'WE HATE PALACE, WE HATE PALACE!'

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

White Christmas - Bing Crosby?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas (by Bing ?) is a nice cosy one.

oh i like that one

Mary J Blige does one, i cant think which it is though - and its really nice

 

[ShorehamGull]

When a Child is born - Johnny Mathis

Its was No 1 in the Charts when I was born in December 1976, I get reminded of that by my family everytime it is played.

 

[bhaexpress]

Don't let the bells end - The Darkness