Christmas Songs

[Pigsy]

this innit: (not for the faint hearted or under 18s)

Kevin Bloody Wilson - Christmas Song Lyrics



Hey Santa claus you !!!!!

Where's me f***ing bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a f***ing letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me f***ing bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you !!!!!

Where's me f***ing pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you f***ing ho ho ho

You forgot me f***ing pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your f***ing reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells f***ing lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old f***ing wanker Forgot me f***ing bike.

You wait you old !!!!, I'm gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your f***ing lights out

"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"

I do like a bit of Kevin Bloody Wilson.

 

[Parson Henry]

Lonely this Christmas -- Mud

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Last Christmas - Wham

 

[B.M.F]

Melle Kalikimaka by Bing is my all time Fave

 

[Juan Albion]

Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas in Sarajevo

Here

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Kylie - Santa baby

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Coventry Carol


Lovliest carol but ultimately the most depressing

1. Lullay, Thou little tiny Child,
By, by, lully, lullay.
Lullay, Thou little tiny Child.
By, by, lully, lullay.

2. O sisters, too, how may we do,
For to preserve this day;
This poor Youngling for whom we sing,
By, by, lully, lullay.

3. Herod the King, in his raging,
Charged he hath this day;
His men of might, in his own sight,
All children young, to slay.

4. Then woe is me, poor Child, for Thee,
And ever mourn and say;
For Thy parting, nor say nor sing,
By, by, lully, lullay.

Mother singing for her soon to be dead child

 

[SK1NT]

beach boys - little saint nick
cliff - misletoe and wine
george michael - last xmas
slade
shakin steven etc etc

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Coventry Carol


Lovliest carol but ultimately the most depressing

1. Lullay, Thou little tiny Child,
By, by, lully, lullay.
Lullay, Thou little tiny Child.
By, by, lully, lullay.

2. O sisters, too, how may we do,
For to preserve this day;
This poor Youngling for whom we sing,
By, by, lully, lullay.

3. Herod the King, in his raging,
Charged he hath this day;
His men of might, in his own sight,
All children young, to slay.

4. Then woe is me, poor Child, for Thee,
And ever mourn and say;
For Thy parting, nor say nor sing,
By, by, lully, lullay.

Mother singing for her soon to be dead child

Thats hardly Christmasy!!!

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Coventry Carol


Lovliest carol but ultimately the most depressing

1. Lullay, Thou little tiny Child,
By, by, lully, lullay.
Lullay, Thou little tiny Child.
By, by, lully, lullay.

2. O sisters, too, how may we do,
For to preserve this day;
This poor Youngling for whom we sing,
By, by, lully, lullay.

3. Herod the King, in his raging,
Charged he hath this day;
His men of might, in his own sight,
All children young, to slay.

4. Then woe is me, poor Child, for Thee,
And ever mourn and say;
For Thy parting, nor say nor sing,
By, by, lully, lullay.

Mother singing for her soon to be dead child

How is that usually performed? Solo piano accompanied by 4 singers?


*scarpers*

 

[Publius Ovidius]

How is that usually performed? Solo piano accompanied by 4 singers?


*scarpers*

Full Choir

We do it without music, acapella style however I have known some people chicken out and have an orchestra or full organ accompaniment. It is very easy to go flat as the basses have to be very accurate or they drag the rest of the choir down!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Can't beat The Pogues & Kirsty McColl.

And I don't mind a bit of Wizzard, and slightly embarrassed to admit 2 Become 1 by the Spice Girls jingles my bells too.

How about some old fashioned festiveness though?

Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow, by Dean Martin

The Christmas Song by Nat King Cole (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, for the uninitiated)

Winter Wonderland, White Christmas, Sleigh Ride, Troika etc

Always get me in the seasonal mood!

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

That choon by Bling Crosby & David Bowie - Drummer Boy or summat.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

I'd stick 'Blobby' by Mr Blobby on there aswell

(Xmas No.1 a DECADE ago )

 

[Hannibal smith]

Well here's the final cut - No room for Kevin Wilson I'm afraid. I apologise in advance for Chris de Burgh - I do need shooting.

1. Band Aid 20 : Do they know its Christmas
2. Paul McCartney : Wonderful Christmas Time
3. Roy Wood With Wizzard : I wish it could be Christmas every day
4 : Waitresses : Christmas Wrapping
5 : Shakin Stevens : Merry christmas everyone
6 : Greg Lake : I believe in Father Christmas
7 : Wham : Last Christmas
8 : Jona Lewi : Stop the Cavalry
9 : East 17 : Stay
10 : John Lennon : So this is Christmas
11 : Chris de Burgh : A Spaceman came travelling
12 : The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl: Fairytale of New York
13 : U2 : Christmas Song
14 : Mud : Lonely this Christmas
15 : Slade : Merry Christmas everyone
16 : Spice Girls : 2 become 1
17 : Frank Sinatra : White Christmas
Bonus Track Chris Moyles : Santa Stan

 

[Juan Albion]

Wham, Mud and the Spice Girls, and you apologise for Chris de Burgh ? ? ?