Christmas and the Baby Jesus

[The Spanish]

does not get a look in now does he. Have not heard one mention of him yet, you never seem to these days do you.

Just a relentless bombardment of the cringeworthy here come the girls adverts and the mumsy one from the nolans flogging utter shit for iceland.

I f***ing hate Christmas.

 

[Mendoza]

Christmas is celebrating the birth of baby Santa innit?

 

[User removed 4]

does not get a look in now does he. Have not heard one mention of him yet, you never seem to these days do you.

Just a relentless bombardment of the cringeworthy here come the girls adverts and the mumsy one from the nolans flogging utter shit for iceland.

I f***ing hate Christmas.

i dont know why, but i think that mumsy one from the nolans would be utter filth in the sack,im willing to put good money down that she gets left with a face like a painters radio more often than not.

 

[The Spanish]

i dont know why, but i think that mumsy one from the nolans would be utter filth in the sack,im willing to put good money down that she gets left with a face like a painters radio more often than not.

i would have ruined the lot of them in their heyday if i hadnt have been 8.

a massive family of mick sisters, you know they are all genetically pre programmed to be no better than they ought to be.

 

[sten_super]

does not get a look in now does he. Have not heard one mention of him yet, you never seem to these days do you.

Just a relentless bombardment of the cringeworthy here come the girls adverts and the mumsy one from the nolans flogging utter shit for iceland.

I f***ing hate Christmas.

When has it ever (in the past 20 years) been about the baby Jesus? The adverts have always been about Santa and snow.

The only time I've ever done anything vaguely religious around christmas time is when I was in primary school and in the nativity play, and the occasional carol services that I go to (and that's only because I enjoy the singing, rather than any innate belief). For as long as I've been alive (I'm 25) the 'Christ' part of christmas has been strictly optional.

 

[El Presidente]

i dont know why, but i think that mumsy one from the nolans would be utter filth in the sack,im willing to put good money down that she gets left with a face like a painters radio more often than not.

Mate of mine worked on a cruise ship and the Nolans were appearing one summer doing the rounds.

They were indeed filthier than a post vindaloo ringpiece, and had absolutely no standards of decency whatsoever.

Not as dirty as Pam from Audenshaw though...........

 

[El Presidente]

Somewhat ironically, if you go to the Iceland website, it has a link to 'Roasts made easy', which could be put on the headstone of more than one of the Nolans.

http://www.iceland.co.uk/

 

[User removed 4]

Somewhat ironically, if you go to the Iceland website, it has a link to 'Roasts made easy', which could be put on the headstone of more than one of the Nolans.

 

[Gazwag]

When has it ever (in the past 20 years) been about the baby Jesus? The adverts have always been about Santa and snow.

If Jesus hadn't been born on Christmas Day he would never have been associated with Christmas in the first place.

 

[Simster]

Mate of mine worked on a cruise ship and the Nolans were appearing one summer doing the rounds.

They were indeed filthier than a post vindaloo ringpiece, and had absolutely no standards of decency whatsoever.

pics?

Is there anything better than a slightly washed up, but worldly and filthy looking woman in her mid 30s who has given up all pretence of standards and just fancies the idea of having every hole plugged for shits and giggles?

Marvellous image.

 

[sten_super]

If Jesus hadn't been born on Christmas Day he would never have been associated with Christmas in the first place.

Without wanting to start a binfest; he wasn't. Christmas was set as December 25th as it coincided with an existing pagan festival; rather than trying to tell the masses 'you must convert', it was much easier to let them carry on with their celebration, but tell them that they were having a party for a different reason.

According to the theologian in our office, common reckoning is that he was born some time in April apparently.

 

[User removed 4]

pics?

Is there anything better than a slightly washed up, but worldly and filthy looking woman in her mid 30s who has given up all pretence of standards and just fanies the idea of having every hold plugged for shits and giggles?

Marvellous image.

Sounds like a man in need of a visit to bredbury hall dont you think el pres ??

 

[The Spanish]

pics?

Is there anything better than a slightly washed up, but worldly and filthy looking woman in her mid 30s who has given up all pretence of standards and just fanies the idea of having every hold plugged for shits and giggles?

Marvellous image.

if you told her you thought she was in her mid 30s, you would be plugged into her before she had even time to put down her iceland prawn platter.

 

[wellquickwoody]

i dont know why, but i think that mumsy one from the nolans would be utter filth in the sack,im willing to put good money down that she gets left with a face like a painters radio more often than not.

Got a snog (peck) from Maureen Nolan outside the players entrance at the Goldstone, when she was shagging Andy Rollings I think?

 

[User removed 4]

if you told her you thought she was in her mid 30s, you would be plugged into her before she had even time to put down her iceland prawn platter.

Prawn platter? lots of scope for crap jokes there.

 

[User removed 4]

Got a snog (peck) from Maureen Nolan outside the players entrance at the Goldstone, when she was shagging Andy Rollings I think?

what with feeling kelly brooks tits, your close association with alesha dixon and now this , you're starting to piss me off

 

[El Presidente]

pics?

Well on the basis of this she clearly knows what she likes....

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Shameless plug here, but the Nolans were on the local TV station (where I sometimes appear) a couple of weeks ago just before my slot, and they have had a lot of cosmetic work done, but if push came to shove, at least two of them would have got it with ZERO pints.

 

[wellquickwoody]

what with feeling kelly brooks tits, your close association with alesha dixon and now this , you're starting to piss me off

 

[El Presidente]

what with feeling kelly brooks tits, your close association with alesha dixon and now this , you're starting to piss me off

I thought it was Peter Suddaby?

 

[wellquickwoody]

I thought it was Peter Suddaby?

Maybe?