Christmas and the Baby Jesus

[El Presidente]

Coleen is clearly a very shy girl

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[Gwylan]

How typical of NSC that a thread about the commercialisation of Christmas and the date of birth of Jesus turns into a discussion about the sexual proclivities of the Nolan Sisters

 

[Lady Whistledown]

How typical of NSC that a thread about the commercialisation of Christmas and the date of birth of Jesus turns into a discussion about the sexual proclivities of the Nolan Sisters

Genius isn't it?

 

[Simster]

Genius isn't it?

Hi Edna, I've got a joke for you:

Two women PCs are out on foot patrol with their ALSATION. One says "I'm getting a bit cold and left my knickers back at my station". The other one says "Use the dog, give him a sniff of your fanny and he'll fetch them for you".

So she lets the dog have a sniff and he runs off back to the station. Two hours later he returns with a truncheon, a plastic baton, and 3 of the sergeants fingers...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Hi Edna, I've got a joke for you:

Two women PCs are out on foot patrol with their ALSATION. One says "I'm getting a bit cold and left my knickers back at my station". The other one says "Use the dog, give him a sniff of your fanny and he'll fetch them for you".

So she lets the dog have a sniff and he runs off back to the station. Two hours later he returns with a truncheon, a plastic baton, and 3 of the sergeants fingers...

How did you hear about that?

 

[Perry Milkins]

How typical of NSC that a thread about the commercialisation of Christmas and the date of birth of Jesus turns into a discussion about the sexual proclivities of the Nolan Sisters

what is a sexual proclivitie?

 

[Simster]

How did you hear about that?

It's a Christmas cracker joke.

Crackers were from Iceland.

 

[Jahooli]

what is a sexual proclivitie?

I've been told it's somewhere near the top end of the "garden" but I can never find it.

 

[aviaviavioioioi]

that Nolan lass i would smash her back doors in FACT

 

[CHAPPERS]

Is this thread meant to be ironic? Jesus should have no place during this winter festival in the first place, being that it's actually a celebration of the winter solstice.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Filthy older sorts.


OXO Mum and threes up strumpet ...allegedly...Linda Bellingham

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[John Byrnes Mullet]

My Daughter has been learning the Jesus Chistmas story at school so it's not all Iceland ads, sadly thats just the society we live in. Christmas means big profits for big companies.

 

[Arthritic Toe]

Best thread of the week. Congrats to all.

 

[GNF on Tour]

Coleen is clearly a very shy girl

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She is a dirty little Minx! Love it.

 

[beorhthelm]

its a shame we cant just get back to what yuletide is all really about, a bloody great feast in the middle of the winter. icelands on the right path really.

 

[withdeanwombat]

2 young lads at my door tonight,one singing "we wish you a Merry Christmas",the other lip synching.

Heyzeus wept!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Too much religion creeping into Xmas nowadays IMHO

 

[NMH]

Time out for some respect, and for The LORD's music here, people.

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[Pavilionaire]

We're getting seriously off topic here, my favourite carol is "O Come All Ye Faithful (On Coleen's Frosted Face)...

 

[brakespear]

Is this thread meant to be ironic? Jesus should have no place during this winter festival in the first place, being that it's actually a celebration of the winter solstice.

absolutely, red blood on white snow and all that, makes me proud not to be a christian.