Rangdo
Registered Cider Drinker
hitony said:There was of course the Macdonalds in south wales, near Llanelli i believe a few years ago they found a good way of keeping there burgers moist, an on duty policeman stopped to get a chicken burger (or whatever they are called) and couldnt understand why the back room staff were laughing so much, so he decided to take his chicken burger back to the station and have all the contents analysed, the results proved that the Mayo had large amounts of Human Semen in it, which coincidentally matched the young guy who was responsible for making up the burgers etc.
So there is one way of keeping the chicken moist i suppose !!!!
I think this belongs in the hoax email thread