Chatting up a bird

[Basil Fawlty]

I just chatted up a bird at college today, and i didnt succeed. Can you help me try and pull a bird? I got her name and the course she was doing, but when we where leaving the Library Research Centre, i asked for her number but i got a NO sorry. Did i ask to quickly?

Any advice would be greatful.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Slap her with your penis - that works for me

 

[Silent Bob]

Chloroform.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Slap her with your penis - that works for me

No shit advice like that.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Slap her with your penis - that works for me

But you normally do that to creatures with 4 legs....

 

[CHAPPERS]

And just as I was thinking this Friday was a little boring along comes a thread like this! Lovely work, Kev.

 

[enigma]

Yeah you asked too quickly. And she's probably not interested, but you could tryt alking to her a bit more.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

And just as I was thinking this Friday was a little boring along comes a thread like this! Lovely work, Kev.

Well i'm slightly dissapointed, i don't think i will be able to get a bird at this rate.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

No shit advice like that.

Which one of us has the goatfriend here....... not you, trust me it works

 

[Silent Bob]

Well i'm slightly dissapointed, i don't think i will be able to get a bird at this rate.

Put your thumb up her bum.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Yeah you asked too quickly. And she's probably not interested, but you could tryt alking to her a bit more.

If you really like her Kev just rape the bitch

 

[Uncle Buck]

Which one of us has the goatfriend here....... not you, trust me it works

About the goat, I sort of hit it whilst speeding down Carden Ave, sorry.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Yeah you asked too quickly. And she's probably not interested, but you could tryt alking to her a bit more.

Yes i think, i should of talk to her abit more.

 

[Lokki 7]

Kev, be observant and complimentary, "birds" like that. I would go with something like "you don't sweat much for a fat girl." Never fails

 

[Tom Bombadil]

I've analysed your problem and my advice is this. Try to be someone other than yourself. Someone smarter, someone more attractive, someone who doesn't smell of vicks vapour rub.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

About the goat, I sort of hit it whilst speeding down Carden Ave, sorry.

Plenty more where he came from

 

[Simster]

Put your thumb up her bum.

LMFAO!

 

[enigma]

Yes i think, i should of talk to her abit more.

You jumped the gun a bit son. You need to build it a bit more.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Unless you are a right studmuffin you aren't going to get a birds number right off. Get to know her, ger her to know you then go for the kill.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

You jumped the gun a bit son. You need to build it a bit more.

Yeah, my problem is i'm to shy.