chat up lines

[pornomagboy]

if yes wot are they, if so do they work?

hear is some funny ones

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0000051.html

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I once walked up to a girl in the Gloucester, very pretty girl at that. She was getting pestered by lots of men. I said something along the lines of - it must be very annoying getting so much attention, when perhaps you just want to relax and chill out with your friends.

It went down rather well. Subtle, yet compassionate.

 

[Rangdo]

I once walked up to a girl in the Gloucester, very pretty girl at that. She was getting pestered by lots of men. I said something along the lines of - it must be very annoying getting so much attention, when perhaps you just want to relax and chill out with your friends.

It went down rather well. Subtle, yet compassionate.

Oooh you old smoothie you.

I don't tend to use them. It gets me into trouble with the Mrs.

 

[Scotty Mac]

the worst ones tend to come out when drunk

 

[zefarelly]

Can I hose your ovaries with my purple headed womb Ferret ?

its a winner . . .honest

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

cant get on to that website cos i have popped into school and its blocked, but the one i have used a couple of times as a joke i heard on the tele somewhere and loved it

'i'm no fred flinstone but i could certainly make ur bed-rock '

scary thing is that both times they found it hilarious and once i actually pulled thanks to it!!! i think they work if u dont take the lines seriously and just have a laugh with them and then the girl thinks your funny

 

[pornomagboy]

Can I hose your ovaries with my purple headed womb Ferret ?

its a winner . . .honest

You are like Nando's... a hot bird with a greasy box. that is a funny 1

 

[surrey jim]

Are you greek?? -

Sorry thought all goddeses were

*coat

 

[surrey jim]

You are like Nando's... a hot bird with a greasy box. that is a funny 1

how have you managed to get a girlfriend

 

[pornomagboy]

how have you managed to get a girlfriend

i keep asking my self the same question,it is not my body or my looks so it must by my car and money

 

[Scotty Mac]

Are you greek?? -

Sorry thought all goddeses were

*coat

oh my

 

[surrey jim]

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven

*coat

 

[surrey jim]

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you

 

[Scotty Mac]

f*** me if im wrong......but do do i know you?

 

[surrey jim]

Your dad must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns

*DISCLAIMER - I accept no responsabality for injury caused by using this

 

[Scotty Mac]

ive lost my phone number, can i have yours

 

[surrey jim]

Lets play army man, i'll lay down you blow the hell outta me

 

[Scotty Mac]

thats a nice dress, it would look even better on my bedroom floor though

 

[surrey jim]

how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

* Have no idea why im single

 

[Easy 10]

Nice legs.
What time do they open ?